RK Possums (9-2-2) vs. LK Armadillos (9-4-1)
The week’s most important match paired the league-leading Possums against the impressive Armadillos. If the Possums won, they would extend their lead over the rest of the league. With just ten weeks left to play, the Armadillos couldn’t afford to fall two games behind. Rick put up an impressive pitching performance, but the Armadillos’ offense and bullpen rose to the occasion and earned the upset.
The Armadillos led the league in home runs and RBI. They tied for the lead in steals and were second in SLG. Ten Armadillos’ players had home runs, including four from Starling Marte and three from Alex Bregman, Trevor Story, and Greg Bird. Bird led the team with 11 RBI, and Marte added 10 plus three steals. Story and Ozzie Albies had two steals, and Billy Hamilton was the only player with more than 10 at-bats with a SLG under 0.455. The Possums tried their best on offense, but couldn’t quite match up to the Armadillos. Charlie Blackmon had 15 hits and two home runs. Cesar Hernandez had 14 hits and a steal. These performances were good enough to be close, but the Armadillos earned a clean five-category sweep.

The pitching matchup was much closer. Rick relied on volume to build strong counting stats. His pitchers combined for 83 strikeouts, easily the best total in the league. Justin Verlander had 29 in 18.0 innings pitched, and Trevor Bauer stayed hot with 19 strikeouts over 12.0 IP. Max Scherzer had the “worse” ERA for the week at 3.46. With numbers like this, it seems like Rick would have run away on the pitching side. However, the bullpen couldn’t record enough saves. The Armadillos got four from Craig Kimbrel. Despite a miserable start from Freddy Peralta, they also earned the ERA and WHIP titles based around fewer innings pitched. On a normal week, Rick would have a good chance with a 2-3 pitching split. However, the strong offense from the Armadillos put Rick in an untenable position where he needed to sweep.
The Armadillos earned a critical win to stay in the race. For Rick, the loss represents a missed opportunity to put distance between himself and the rest of the field. The two teams are now in a tie-breaker for first place, but both find themselves behind the Lannisters after a shocking turn of events on Sunday.
KG Capital City Goofballs (3-7-4) vs. JK Lannisters (7-2-5)
The week’s most bizarre match featured the Goofballs and Lannisters. After leading for most of the week, Kevin was shocked by a strange series of events on Sunday that left the Lannisters with an improbable victory.
The Goofballs appeared unstoppable on offense. They were second in home runs, RBI, and steals. They led the league in OBP and SLG by a wide margin. Four Goofballs had more than 10 hits (Javier Baez, Anthony Rizzo, Eddie Rosario, and Matt Carpenter). Carpenter in particular was spectacular. He had seven home runs, 11 RBI, a 0.615 OBP and 1.619 SLG. Baez added three steals and two home runs. The Goofballs’ subs were highly effective. Six players had between 10 and 20 at-bats. These players added six home runs and 14 RBI. Five of those players had SLG over 0.550. The Lannisters enjoyed a monster week from Mookie Betts, who had 17 hits. Manny Machado, Jesus Aguilar, and Bryce Harper had three home runs each. However, this wasn’t enough to turn any categories and Kevin won four almost unopposed. Kevin led 8-6 in steals and seemed poised to earn a five category sweep.
On pitching, the Lannisters were more competitive. Gerrit Cole was unhittable in two starts and picked up 19 strikeouts. Jon Lester and Charlie Morton struggled but Jacob deGrom was exceptional. This was enough for a solid team ERA and WHIP. The bullpen was strong as well, finishing second in the league in saves. Kevin was never competitive in ERA or WHIP. Mike Montgomery undid a nice pair of starts by Chris Archer. The bullpen didn’t record enough strikeouts to be a threat. However, the team held a 3-2 edge in wins leading to Sunday.

Kevin entered Sunday with a 6-4 lead. This seemed insurmountable since the Goofballs had a two steal lead and one win lead. The Goofballs had one starter going. Chris Archer was strong over six innings and recorded 13 strikeouts. However, the team couldn’t muster enough offense to earn a victory. This gave the Lannisters an opportunity with Jose Quintana starting against the Cardinals. Kevin’s Cubs rallied to dominate the Cardinals and Quintana earned the victory. However, this only tied the category. Kevin still held a 5-4-1 lead. Kevin responded by emptying his lineup to protect his lead in OBP. The Lannisters started only their star players, and somehow three of them recorded steals. Trout and Harper had early steals then Jean Segura untied the category with a late steal against the White Sox. This flipped the category and delivered an improbably win to the Lannisters. The shocking result is a bitter one for the Goofballs. Elvis Andrus had a steal, but he was on the bench. The miraculous win puts the Lannisters back in first place with a tie-breaker thanks to having fewer losses than the Possums and Armadillos. The loss lands the Goofballs in last place, and few can argue that the team has experienced some of the worst luck this season.
SM Lasershow (3-8-3) vs. HP PhoeGnomes (5-7-2)
After the Armadillos upset the leading Possums, the Lasershow tried to become the second team to overtake a higher ranked squad. Sean delivered one of his best performances of the season and proved his team is making positive strides. Felipe Vazquez had five saves and eight strikeouts. Kyle Barraclough added to saves, and Zach Britton notched three more. This was enough to lead the league. The success of the bullpen also gave the team a good base for ERA and WHIP. Eduardo Rodriguez had two great starts and didn’t allow a run. Kyle Freeland was serviceable over two starts and Trevor Williams came through. This gave Sean the edge in ERA. However, the PhoeGnomes were more efficient in about the same number of innings. Heather had more strikeouts, a better WHIP, and more wins. Chris Sale was unhittable in two starts, and Ross Stripling was solid in six innings. This gave Heather a 3-2 lead.
The PhoeGnomes’ best offensive player was Nolan Arenado. He had 12 hits, three home runs, and nine RBI. However, several other PhoeGnomes regulars struggled. Jose Altuve had a 0.231 SLG and Jose Bautista was ineffective over 33 at-bats. Ian Happ was good in limited duty, but Brandon Nimmo had a 0.185 SLG over 27 at-bats. In contrast, the Lasershow put on a strong offensive performance. Christian Yelich led the way with 20 hits, 11 RBI, and two steals. Yelich was joined by Salvador Perez and Francisco Lindor: each had 10 hits and combined for four home runs and 22 RBI. David Peralta was solid in limited work. Overall, the Lasershow win four categories with ease. This translated to a 5-4 victory. The improved Lasershow continue to demonstrate that the team is making positive strides from the disastrous tenure of the previous ownership regime.
KK Thunderwolves (4-9-1) vs. CP Legion (4-5-5)
The week’s final upset featured the Thunderwolves triumphing over the Legion. Both teams put up decent offensive numbers and were evenly matched. Chris took home runs, OBP, and SLG. His top performer was Jose Ramirez. He had 15 hits, six home runs, 13 RBI, and a steal. Aaron Judge added 14 hits and Cody Bellinger had 11. Jesse Winker was also strong in part-time work, with a 0.818 SLG and seven hits in 11 at-bats. Kyle deployed four hitters with at least 10 hits, including Rhys Hoskins, Eduardo Escobar, Adam Eaton, and Corey Dickerson. Wil Myers had three hits, as did Dickerson. Kyle had strong production up and down his line up and took the lead in RBI. Eaton had two steals, and Kyle won this category as well. In total, Chris held a 3-2 lead.
The Thunderwolves created separation in the pitching categories. The Legion suffered several meltdowns and had the worse ERA and WHIP in the league by far. No legion starter had an ERA under 4.00. Every Legion pitcher except for Hector Rondon and Raisel Iglesias had at least three earned runs (no pitcher had more than one start). This gave Kyle plenty of room to win categories with average performances. Chase Anderson had two great starts, and Aaron Nola was solid in two as well. James Paxton was injured, and his 0.2 inning “start” raised the team ERA and WHIP. However, the Legion’s struggles meant that Kyle could absorb this problem start. Overall, the Thunderwolves dominated pitching 5-0 and cruised to a victory.

The Thunderwolves victory leaves the standings with two groups. The Possums, Armadillos, and Lannisters are essentially tied at the top. The next five teams are all at least four games back with 10 to play. However, these five teams are all within 1.5 games of each other. It’s not impossible for one of these teams to climb upward, but they need to start a winning streak right now.
Next Week
After their landmark victory against the Possums, the Armadillos face the beleaguered Goofballs. Kevin will never give up, and if the team can just find some pitching they can give the Armadillos a run. The Possums move on to face the Thunderwolves. Rick needs to get back on track, but Kyle can cause problems with his pitching. The Lannisters take on the Lasershow, and the Legion and PhoeGnomes meet.

The Lannisters and Possums met in a consequential match for the league’s standings. Rick was able to do enough to pull out a narrow win and remain in first place. Rick had the second best offense for the week. Charlie Blackmon, Max Muncy, and Eugenio Suarez each had three home runs. Aaron Hicks added two more. The Lannisters were unable to challenge in home runs or SLG despite a three home run and nine RBI week from Jesus Aguilar. However, the Lannisters managed to win steals and almost took OBP. One hit or walk made the difference for the week and the Lannisters lost the category by just 0.0008.




Heather’s team won all the pitching categories with ease. Chris Sale went 14 inn with 2 runs given up and 24 strikeouts! M. Bumgarner had a great game, and A. Chapman saved two games.
The Thunderwolves pitching was excellent with nice starts from Greinke (two), Aaron Nola, Alex Wood, and C. Richard. Cody Allen had two saves for the week. But the Wolves were frustrated by the last minute heroics by Wade Davis, and they fell to the Lannisters.



On offense, both teams excelled. They easily tied for the league lead with 16 home runs each. Rick had a narrow edge in RBI, but Chris took steals with five. Rick won OBP, but the SLG battle was close to the end. The Legion enjoyed a monster week from Paul Goldschmidt. After struggling for much of the year, he broke out with four home runs and 11 RBI. His OBP was 0.680 for the week with a 1.524 SLG. In total, 10 Legion players had at least one home run. Cody Bellinger had a strong week with two home runs and two steals. The Possums countered with a huge week from Khris Davis. He had four home runs and a 0.870 SLG. Max Muncy added three more home runs and a 1.500 SLG for the week. The power explosion from both teams created a deadlock in home runs and a narrow win for Rick in RBI. This gave the Possums a 3-1-1 advantage before pitching, but the numbers could easily have flipped in RBI and SLG. Rick led the league in home runs, RBI, SLG, and OBP. Chris was first in home runs and steals and second in RBI and SLG.
The Lannisters and Thunderwolves met in a competitive, close match-up. The Lannisters are currently in first place but a series of injuries and suspensions have hurt the team. Almost a quarter of the roster is either injured or day-to-day, and that’s not including two season-ending injury cuts. Still, the team has persevered and searched for talent high and low. This week’s hero was Jose Martinez. The Lannisters added him mid-week and he rewarded them with four home runs and seven RBI, both team bests. The rest of the Lannisters lineup was quiet, though. Lesser names like Brandon Crawford and Francisco Cervelli were instrumental in helping the Lannisters reach ten home runs and a solid RBI total. Heather didn’t have the power numbers that Jeff produced, but she had a more solid all-around attack. She tied for the league lead in steals with five. She also had the better OBP and SLG thanks to strong weeks from Andrew McCutchen and Jose Altuve. George Springer was also solid all-around with a 0.609 SLG, a home run, and a steal. Overall, the PhoeGnomes carried a 3-2 advantage before pitching.

The other big winner for the week was the Goofballs. After a slow start, Kevin’s team is showing signs of life. This week the offense took center stage. They led the league in home runs, RBI, and SLG by significant margins. There were second in OBP and steals. The leader was Eddie Rosario who hit three home runs in just 10 at-bats. Twelve Goofballs had home runs, including two each from Anthony Rizzo, Kyle Schwarber, and Matt Carpenter. The Armadillos were also strong on offense. They had nine players with home runs including four from Edwin Encarnacion. Dee Gordon added three steals, but it wasn’t enough to keep pace with the Goofballs.
The league’s final decisive contest paired the Legion and PhoeGnomes. Heather put together the second best all-around performance just behind the Possums. Their pitching was outstanding behind two great starts from Trevor Cahill. Other relative unknowns like Wade LeBlanc and Ross Stripling had great starts. Jake Arietta and Gio Gonzalez didn’t strike out may batters but they also did not allow an earned run. The Legion didn’t have terrible pitching numbers, but they did not match up with the PhoeGnomes. Blake Snell was great over two starts but Nick Pivetta and Reynaldo Lopez struggled. Heather’s strong bullpen ensured that she picked up a five category sweep.
The Lannisters were better on offense. Manny Machado had three home runs, and nine Lannisters in total added homers. The Lasershow didn’t have the same level of power and lost out in SLG, home runs, and RBI. However, Christian Yelich had three steals and the Lasershow dominated the category. The Lannisters were unable to get on base well enough to compete in OBP and the end result was a dreary 5-5 tie. Neither team is happy with the result. The Lannisters wanted a win to stay in first place, and the Lasershow were close to pulling off an upset. Both will try to stabilize things next week.

The PhoeGnomes and Lasershow had an interesting match that featured a great offensive showing from Sean’s team. However, their pitching was as bad as the hitting was good, and the final result was a needed win for Heather’s beleaguered squad. The Lasershow were red-hot offensively. They put up numbers on par with the Goofballs and Lannisters. Travis Shaw had three home runs and 10 RBI. Salvador Perez was right behind him with three homers and eight RBI. Mitch Moreland had a pair of home runs. The Moreland story continues to evolve for the Lasershow – no one in the league would have expected him to be a viable fantasy option before the season. Heather had a nice week from Jose Altuve, who had three steals and a home run. However, her general power numbers were low and she only managed to win one category. Normally this would be a problem, but the pitching side of the match would tell a different story.
J.D. Martinez had a monster week for the Armadillos with five home runs and eight RBI. Gary Sanchez added two more. Billy Hamilton struggled with just two hits for the week and a 0.071 OBP and SLG. However, the rest of the team rallied and put up good numbers. Carlos Santana came through in light duty and the team recorded three critical steals. The Legion were unable to mount much of a challenge. Jose Ramirez had a good week, but Jorge Soler’s SLG matched Hamilton’s abysmal 0.071 number. The Legion were last in two offensive categories, tied for last in one, and next-to-last in the remaining two. Larry won a 4-0-1 advantage and put tremendous pressure on the Legion’s pitchers.
The Thunderwolves have surprised some owners with the strong start to the season. The PhoeGnomes have elicited the equal but opposite reaction since they have struggled. Kyle found a way to do enough to move back to 0.500 for the season. The key was strong pitching. Kyle had two good starts from Alex Wood and a lot of good bullpen work. James Paxton recorded another strong outing, and Yu Darvish picked up his first win. The PhoeGnomes suffered a nightmare start from Kevin Gausman and a weak effort from Joey Lucchesi. Other starters like Gio Gonzalez and Chris Sale fared better, but it wasn’t enough to challenge the Thunderwolves. Kyle had the best WHIP in the league and was near the top in the other categories.
The poor offensive showing meant that pitching would decide the match. The Goofballs showed more inconsistency again, struggling to get saves and keep their ERA in control. Jon Gray suffered a meltdown and Julio Teheran was ineffective. Sean had a good week from Eduardo Rodriguez and Trevor Williams. The Lasershow weren’t at the top of the league in any categories but they were solid all around and had a good wins total. They edged by in the strikeouts category and did enough to sweep all five categories and secure the win. Hopefully this win will help the Lasershow get on track and start to make progress in the standings. The loss continues the baffling, inconsistent start for the Goofballs. They are now in seventh place ahead of only the PhoeGnomes. On the positive side, Kevin is just three games back from the lead early on. It’s possible for him to make progress, but like the PhoeGnomes, they need to make a change soon.
The Lannisters took control of the pitching rate stats early. Jose Quintana and Charlie Morton led the way with good starts. However, the bullpen fell apart and had only four saves. An early double-header cost Jeff a chance to start Kenley Janson, who recorded two saves on the bench. This gave Rick an opening. Rick Porcello struggled but he piled up strikeouts over his two starts. Max Scherzer was good, and Tanner Roark was strong in spot start duty. This was enough for Rick to take strikeouts and tie in wins. The end result was a locked-down 4-4-2 tie. There were missed opportunities on both sides, and the Possums are probably unhappy that they were not able to capitalize on their big offensive showing. Alternatively, the Lannisters can take comfort in weathering the storm, but know that a win was just a win, save, or 0.0099 SLG away.

The week’s second biggest match saw the Goofballs pick up their first win of the season against the Thunderwolves. After weeks of inconsistency, Kevin finally got a complete week with both good hitting and pitching. The team tied for the lead in steals and had the second best SLG and best OBP. Ten different players had a home run, but the best of the week was Freddie Freeman. He had three home runs and six RBI. Javier Baez added a home run and two steals. However, Kevin’s depth was the real story. Ten Goofballs had OBP above 0.350 and only three regulars slugged below 0.450. The PhoeGnomes were solid as well. Wilson Contreras had a monster week with three home runs, 12 RBI, and a steal. His OBP was 0.500 and his SLG was 1.174. George Springer had a SLG of 1.000. Heather had some great numbers, but the Goofballs were just a little bit better across the board. The teams tied in steals, but Kevin held a 4-0-1 advantage.
Kyle’s injury woes on offense are a known problem. This week saw the Thunderwolves struggle to generate power beyond a decent home run total. Kyle Seager had three for the team, but only five other players had at least one homer. Larry had seven players with a home run, including three from Giancarlo Stanton. Trevor Story had three of his own and 11 RBI. This was enough for the Armadillos to sweep the offensive categories and earn a close 6-2-2 win. Kyle needs to find an answer to help his offense. Meanwhile, the Armadillos are now in first place via tiebreaker over the Lannsiters. However, the Armadillos have injury issues of their own. The team’s pitching staff has resorted to stream-quality pickups just to get innings. The Lannisters have also suffered three season-ending injuries (and suspensions) to good players. This demonstrates how deep and challenging the competition for first is this year.
The week’s final match saw the Possums barely beat the Lasershow. Sean must be disappointed after his team turned in the second best offensive week in the league. Like the Legion, they lost steals and then fell victim to slightly better pitching by their opponent. Sean had a great week from Salvador Perez. He had three home runs and 10 RBI. Travis Shaw also had three home runs, and four Lasershow members had two. Rick’s offense was listless, and at the bottom of the league in home runs, RBI, OBP, and SLG. However, they did manage five steals. This was a crucial category win.