CM Happy Hollidays (2-3) vs. RK Possums (0-4-1)
After five difficult weeks, the Possums earned their first victory of the season against the Happy Hollidays. Chris M. entered Week 06 after shocking the PhoeGnomes. However, his luck didn’t last against the Possums’ combined attack. Rick put up solid numbers across the board and took advantage of several Hollidays’ pitching meltdowns to enjoy a stress-free week.
Xander Bogaerts and Albert Pujols led the way for the Possums with four home runs and 13 RBI. Bogaerts was particularly strong for the week with 15 hits. Charlie Blackmon contributed seven more RBI, and the Possums easily won OBP, SLG, home runs, and RBI. Chris was able to salvage a tie in steals, and Matt Holliday had a big week, but it wasn’t enough to turn any categories. After leading the Hollidays to a win over the PhoeGnomes, Francisco Lindor endured a miserable five hit week. Lindor has a .222 OBP and .192 SLG. Yadier Molina and Ben Zobrist were the opposite, combining for 20 hits in 41 at-bats. Unfortunately, they didn’t offer much power for the week, and Chris was forced to rely on his pitching.
Unfortunately for the Hollidays, several of his starters struggled. Cole Hamels was the only Holliday to allow fewer than four earned runs. The Possums countered with solid stats in a quantity approach for the week. Rick had the second most strikeouts in the league and was third in saves. His ERA and WHIP numbers weren’t great, but they were far below the Hollidays’ results. Max Scherzer was clearly the standout for the week, with an incredible 20 strikeout performance. Rick doubled Chris’s strikeout total for the week and cruised to the easy win.
The Possums have to feel good to be on the board for the year. Rick drew praise for his strategy during the draft, but had yet to see any results for his efforts. After finally putting together a complete week and avoiding a hot team, he will look to continue to build momentum. For Chris, the loss exposes some issues on both pitching and offense that need attention before the Hollidays can climb out of the middle tier of the league.
HP PhoeGnomes (3-2) vs. LK Armadillos (4-0-1)
After falling to the Hollidays, Heather needed a quick rebound while facing the league-leading Armadillos. Larry hoped to keep his team strong after defeating the Lannisters. Unfortunately, a series of bizarre incidents, brawls, and bad luck conspired against him, and the PhoeGnomes earned a close win.
On offense, both teams had clear category wins. Larry easily won steals and RBI, but Heather dominated OBP and SLG. These were strange results for several reasons. First, the Armadillos had the second-most home runs and RBI in the league, but the second-worst OBP and SLG. How were the Armadillos able to get so many HR and RBI without a corresponding SLG rate? Why was the OBP so low if players were getting on base to drive in runs? The Armadillos suffered from a massive feast-or-famine problem. Jackie Bradley Jr. was 10 for 23 with two homers, eight RBI and a .783 SLG. However, Giancarlo Stanton was 1 for 18 with no RBI and a .056 SLG. Daniel Murphy stayed hot with an 11 for 25 week with six RBI. Edwin Encarnacion was 1 for 14 with a .071 OBP. Carlos Gomez, Carlos Gonzalez, Aaron Hill and Gregory Polanco were hitless for the week. This schizophrenic performance gave Heather the opening she needed to capitalize on good week from stars like Jose Altuve and role-players like Odubel Herrera. The teams were even in steals, so pitching would dictate who won the week. Even this category was not without drama, and Jose Bautista earned a steal as part of a double-steal and Altuve picked up two on Sunday.
Both teams performed well relative to the rest of the league. The PhoeGnomes had the lowest ERA of any team, and the Armadillos were second. Heather was second in WHIP and Larry was third. He also led the league in saves and tied for first in wins. This gave each team a 2-2 split to go along with their 2-2-1 result on offense. The outcome of the week rested on strikeouts. If Larry won the category, he would win the week. A tie would also result in a draw.
Heather had only two pitchers enter games on Sunday. Francisco Rodriguez had one strikeout, meaning that Larry needed only four to win the week. Craig Kimbrel did his part, recording two and picking up a save. Roberto Osuna entered the Rangers/Blue Jays game but did not record a strikeout, and Jeanmar Gomez did not appear versus Cincinnati. Fernando Rodney had two strikeouts on the bench, and Trevor Rosenthal picked up one against the Dodgers. The narrow strikeout margin and Bautista’s Sunday steal secured an improbable comeback win for Heather. She is now just a game behind the Lannisters. The loss drops the Armadillos from first to third.
CP Legion (3-1-1) vs. KG Capital City Goofballs (2-3)
Chris needed a victory to keep pace with the Lannisters and PhoeGnomes. He found success on both offense and pitching, while the Goofballs’ excellent offensive stats were washed away by problems on the mound. The Legion led the league with 13 home runs and five steals. However, Chris had just four more RBIs than the PhoeGnomes (who hit just five home runs). He also had the lowest OBP in the league. Kevin countered with a massive week of rate stats, easily leading the league in SLG and coming in second in OBP. Todd Frazier and Lorenzo Cain combined for six home runs and 18 RBI. Only two Goofballs with at least 10 at-bats had SLG under .450. Chris countered with monster weeks from George Springer and Yasmani Grandal. Eight Legion hitters had homers, and Jonathan Villar contributed three steals. Both teams were evenly matched, but Kevin secured a 3-2 lead on the offensive side.
Unfortunately for the Goofballs, their good work on offense was undone by disastrous pitching. This was even more disappointing for Kevin since Chris didn’t put up dominant rate stats or saves totals. The Legion dominated strikeouts with 87, 17 more than the Possums. Chris also tied for the league lead in wins. However, his bullpen wasn’t productive and his starters produced rate stats that were in the bottom third of the league. Fortunately for the Legion, Kevin had the second worst ERA and worst WHIP in the league. Chris Archer and Jake Odorizzi were terrible for the week, allowing nine runs in nine IP. Sonny Gray was even worse, allowing 10 runs in 9.1 IP.
Chris secured the close win, and the Goofballs are left to ponder what might have been. With openings on both the ERA and WHIP categories, Kevin had a chance for the upset. The Legion were able to win and ugly match-up and keep pace with the league leaders. Both clubs will need sharper performances in the coming weeks.
KK Thunderwolves (0-4-1) vs. JK Lannisters (4-1)
After losing to the Armadillos, the Lannisters were looking to get on track against the Thunderwolves. Kyle was hoping for his first win of the year with an upset of the defending champions. Something had to give, and Jeff earned a close victory. However, Kyle can take pride in closing the gap late in the week.
The Lannisters’ offensive starters had mixed results throughout the week. Manny Machado stayed hot with two home runs, but had only three RBI. Bryce Harper walked 11 times and had a steal, but hit only one home run. Eric Hosmer and Jean Segura combined for 19 hits, but with light power. These mediocre results placed the Lannisters in the middle of the league in every offensive category. It also gave the Thunderwolves a chance to remain competitive.
Unfortunately for Kyle, he suffered some of the same problems that that the Lannisters faced. He tied the Lannisters in SLG but failed to make a challenge in RBI despite nine from Addison Russell. The team was also light on steals. This gave Jeff a 3-1-1 advantage, but SLG was only .0041 apart. One or two more hits would have given Kyle the category. One more home run would have flipped both HR and SLG and given Kyle the win. However, Kyle can take comfort in the fact that he did not leave any home runs on the bench on Sunday and had only one on Saturday.
The teams were evenly matched on pitching as well. Kyle threw fewer innings but had good starts from Jose Fernandez and Aaron Nola. Fernandez in particular was outstanding, giving up one run and striking out 22 in 14.0 IP. Jeff countered with solid weeks from Felix Hernandez, Jon Lester, and Jacob deGrom. However, both teams had several starters who struggle. This led to split results with Kyle taking wins and ERA but Jeff winning both strikeouts and WHIP. In fact, the Lannisters led the league in WHIP despite having just the third best ERA. These mixed results were enough to give the Lannisters the win. Kyle had an opening to win the match, but didn’t have enough firepower to get the job done. For the Lannisters, the workmanlike win was important after the rest of the leaders kept pace.
Week 07 is the last week of the first cycle of games. The most important match pairs the Legion with the Lannisters. These two teams have led the league in Elo for several seasons. Jeff will look to stay in first place while Chris hopes to show that his rebuilding efforts are already paying dividends.
The Possums hope to keep winning against the Goofballs. The Hollidays will also look to get back on track against the Armadillos. Heather will try to take advantage of the Legion/Lannisters battle and gain a game on at least one team against the Thunderwolves.


The Armadillos were led by Rougned Odor and Chris Carter, who had three home runs each. Four other Armadillos had two home runs, and Gregory Polanco and Mark Trumbo added one each. Billy Hamilton contributed two steals to give Larry the easy category win. However, Jeff was able to answer with excellent weeks from Robinson Cano with four home runs and nine RBI. Bryce Harper added 13 walks. Unfortunately for the Lannisters, the Armadillos were able to add just a few more home runs along with a higher overall SLG.
Chris’s victory was led by his offense, which won four of five categories. The star for the week was Ben Zobrist who had four home runs, 15 RBI, and five walks. Francisco Lindor and Stephen Piscotty combined for 13 hits and two home runs. Heather tried to counter with good weeks from several players, including the red-hot Jose Altuve. However, Paul Goldschmidt managed just three hits and a .182 SLG. Altuve’s four steals were easily enough to win the category (and lead the league) but the rest of Heather’s bats just weren’t working this week. Chris took a solid win on offense.
Kyle fared better on the pitching side and led the league in strikeout and saves. Alex Colome was especially good, recording four saves for the Thunderwolves. Michael Wacha and Aaron Nola struck out 26 in 15 IP. However, Yordano Ventura had a terrible week, and Edinson Volquez wasn’t much better in two starts. Kevin was able to take WHIP and ERA by virtue of strong performances from Chris Archer and Jeff Samardzija. This was enough to give Kevin a well-earned second victory for the season. The Goofballs were able to right the ship after several weeks of bad luck. For the Thunderwolves, the improved offensive performance is a good sign. However, they need to put together a complete week to earn their first victory of the year.


Coming off three consecutive wins, the Lannisters faced off against the Happy Hollidays. Chris M. hoped to get back on track against the league’s early leader. Unfortunately, Jeff’s pitching staff had other ideas. After several seasons of relying on their offense, the Lannisters have instead leaned on pitching early in the season. Tanner Roark continued his early dominance, allowing how runs and just two hits over seven innings. Five other Lannister starters allowed two earned runs or fewer in their starts. Jon Lester and Stephen Strasburg combined to strike out 13. These performances gave the Lannisters comfortable margins in strikeouts, wins, ERA, and WHIP. The Happy Hollidays weren’t able to mount a challenge for saves, either, and Jeff recorded a comfortable 5-0 sweep.
Unfortunately for Kyle, much of his work on offense was undone by a terrible week for Zach Greinke. The Diamondbacks’ ace gave up nine earned runs and 19 hits in 13.2 IP. Edison Volquez was even worse, allowing eight earned runs in just five innings pitched. Similar efforts from Yordano Ventura and Chase Anderson gave Chris easy wins in ERA and WHIP. The Legion also had several two-start pitchers who performed well and piled up strikeouts. This gave Chris secure wins in four categories, and earned him a 6-4 victory. The win was another needed step for the Legion, who hope to compete despite a depleted roster. Kyle has to be frustrated with his team’s start, given the effort he put forth in the off-season. The offense continues to struggle, and the team’s pitching core has not performed well thus far.
The clubs had the highest two SLG in the league. Kevin took the category by a narrow margin, but a huge week from Giancarlo Stanton gave Larry the edge in OBP. This meant that HR, RBI, and steals would decide the week. Thanks to Stanton, Larry had a strong home run base, but Kevin answered with a distributed attack from Freddie Freeman, Gerardo Parra, and Logan Forsythe. The two teams tied, with Larry taking a slim lead in steals and RBI. This was enough to secure a 6-3-1 victory for the week for the Armadillos. However, Kevin would have won with another home run and three RBI. Kevin left a few home runs on the bench for the week, but none on Sunday. He can take some consolation that the Armadillos left four home runs and 11 RBIs on the bench on Sunday alone. The Armadillos remained unbeaten, and the Goofballs are left searching for better luck.

The Thunderwolves continued to struggle offensively. Kyle had the fewest steals in the league and was near the bottom in OBP, SLG, and HR. However, the Thunderwolves maintained a competitive RBI total that fell just short. The lack of power must be concerning to Kyle. After investing heavily on the pitching side in the draft and through freezes, the Thunderwolves have not had the offensive firepower for the past couple of seasons. If the trend continues, Kyle may need to address his struggles through trades or waiver pick-ups.
On offense, neither team was able to get much traction. The Hollidays were marginally better thanks to a pair of two-home run weeks from Randal Grichuk and Matt Holliday. Francisco Lindor added two steals and Chris M. was able to win all three counting categories for the week. Unfortunately for the Hollidays, the Legion were slightly better in the OBP and SLG categories. The Legion are clearly feeling the offensive dip after trading away several members of their core to the PhoeGnomes. George Springer and Ryan Braun were able to keep the Legion competitive, but they will need more help to remain in contention against better offensive teams. Ultimately, the Legion were able to pull out a solid win. The Hollidays will need to level their performance in the coming weeks.
At one point on Sunday, it looked like the Possums were heading for a tie. Rick led the HR category late in the day, but Bryce Harper’s 10th inning swing turned the category into a tie. The Possums can take some comfort that they did not leave any home runs on their bench on Sunday. Also, Rick would have beaten all the other teams besides the Armadillos and PhoeGnomes. The Possums are looking better even if the results are not yet noticeable in the standings. For the Lannisters, the win capped another difficult struggle.
The PhoeGnomes pitched an average number of innings, but achieved outstanding results, especially on the rate side. Chris Sale was on fire, pitching a two hit/no walk shutout. Gio Gonzalez was almost as good but over fewer innings. The bullpen was clicking as well, finishing third in the league in saves. Heather easily took these three categories, but the Goofballs were unwilling to concede anything further. Kevin threw five more innings, but logged 13 more strikeouts. He also took wins, behind strong performances from Jake Odorizzi and Marcus Stroman. This gave Heather a slim 3-2 lead before adding hitting.


These transactions gave Heather a huge boost in offense for the next few years. The Legion are trying to go younger after several years at the top. Did they give up too much, too soon? The answer depends on the development of Springer and Puig, Chris’s ability to draft with multiple picks, and the age-related declines of the veterans he traded away. For the PhoeGnomes, the new additions make Heather an instant title contender after a rebound last season.
Last year’s champions, the Lannisters, needed a victory to keep up with the PhoeGnomes. Standing in their way were the Goofballs. After a season which included some of the most astute pickups in the league, Kevin seemed poised to take another step forward after completing his first off-season with a full set of draft picks. Unfortunately, much of Kevin’s hard work was undone when Kyle Schwarber went down with a season-ending knee injury. The loss is a huge blow for the Goofballs who were counting on Schwarber to be their catcher and outfielder. Now, Schwarber will lose his catcher eligibility after this season to go along with the lost production.
Fortunately for the Goofballs, an unlikely hero emerged for the week: Trevor Story. The Rockies’ shortstop hit seven home runs (five while in the lineup) and tallied eight RBI for the week. Steven Souza Jr also had three home runs, and in total eleven Goofballs hit homers for the week. Kevin had the highest total in the league along with the highest SLG. However, the Lannisters would not go quietly and hit sixteen home runs of their own. They were also more efficient with the league’s second-highest OBP and tied the Goofballs in RBI. Robinson Cano led the way with four home runs, and seven other Lannisters also went deep. Jean Segura supplied an unexpected jolt of energy with two home runs and a steal. The Lannisters were happy to get something from a Diamondback, after AJ Pollock went down for the season with an elbow injury.
On pitching, neither team was effective. Both squads had ERAs over 5.00, easily the worst in the league. Both WHIPs were abysmal as well, but Kyle was able to take both rate categories. He also took saves – the Hollidays were blanked. However, Chris M. was able to dominate wins. Oddly, three of the Hollidays’ five wins were from the bullpen. Instead of picking up saves, they were entering close games and accumulating wins. They were also able to win the strikeout battle and record a solid 7-3 opening victory for the new owner. The Thunderwolves won’t be happy with this result, but can take comfort that their pitching performances will eventually level out. The offense remains a concern. Chris M. will need to keep an eye on his bullpen and finding reliable offensive producers, but for now he has earned a great introductory win and sits at the top of the league.
On pitching, the teams were more evenly matched. In fact, they tied in wins and saves. Rick had a slight edge in WHIP, but the Armadillos took both ERA and strikeouts. The Armadillos threw almost 20 more innings than the Possums thanks to a series of rainouts and other problems. This gave Larry the lead in strikeouts, and the pitchers were effective enough to have a good ERA total. In total, this gave Larry a 6-1-3 win. However, Rick showed enough on pitching to win some other match-ups if the offense can come around. They did not play like a last place team, and the Armadillos were pressed to keep pace with the Lannisters and PhoeGnomes.