Guest League Update by Larry Kramer!
Legion (3-4-4) at Lasershow (2-7-2)
The Legion entered the week frustrated from several ties and other close losses. But with Jose Ramirez and a resurgent Paul Goldschmidt leading the way, the Legion served notice that they intend to stay in the race by soundly defeating the game, but outmanned Lasershow with a strong 9-0-1 week.

Chris’ team was led by Ramirez with 2 HR/6 RBI/4SB and Goldschmidt with 3 HR/6RBI. The surprising Brandon Nimmo added 2HR/7RBI with Cody Bellinger chipping in a couple of solo shots. The Legion had a good, steady week as they jumped to a lead and never let up. They totaled 40 walks and had an outstanding .387 OBP for the week.
On the pitching side, Chris got great starts from Nick Pivetta (20Ks and only 4 runs allowed in two starts) and high strikeout starts from Clevinger and McCullers, and a strong effort by Blake Snell. Raisel Iglesias provided 3 saves, and the Legion coasted to the win.
The Lasershow tried to put up a battle and managed to stay relatively close in HR, RBI, and WHIP, but ultimately could salvage only a tie in Saves. Mitch Moreland, rejected Ranger, had 10 hits, a HR, and 5 RBI, Lindor added 2 HR/6 RBI, and David Peralta had a homer and 5 RBI to lead the Lasershow offense.
Trevor Williams led the pitching side for Sean’s team with only 3 runs allowed in 13 inn with 13 Ks. Kyle Barraclough had two saves, but the rest of the staff managed only mediocre work, and the Lasershow couldn’t stay with the Legion.
Possums (8-2-1) at Goofballs (3-5-3)
The Possums have taken the league by storm so far, and show no signs of letting up. They defeated the Goofballs (7-2-1) with an offensive barrage and enough strong pitching performances to neutralize a similarly good pitching effort from the Goofball starters.
At the plate, Rick’s team got good at bats from Joey Votto 2HR/9RBI, Eugenio Suarez 2HR/6RBI, Aaron Hicks 2HR/4RBI, and C. Hernandez with a homer, 3RBI, and 2 steals. Pitching wise the Possums had the usual dominating starts from Verlander, Kluber, Scherzer, J.A. Happ, and Trevor Bauer (twice) – the Possums starters have been amazing thus far. But the bullpen also helped swing the week for the Possums as Sean Doolittle and B. Treinan combined for 5 saves.

The Goofballs made it close for most of the week. Kevin’s hitters performed admirably. He had 3 players with a pair of homers – Schwarber, M. Carpenter, and A. Rendon. He also had 4 players with 4 RBI for the week – M. Carpenter, Rizzo, Freeman, and J. Baez – plus Rendon with 6 RBI. The Goofballs had a strong .385 OBP for the week (with 38 walks). However, this was the only category on the hitting side that they were able to pull out.
Pitching categories were closer than they appeared as the Goofballs got two great starts from Berrios (1 run/18Ks) and fine starts from Jon Gray, the recycled Tyson Ross, and recently acquired D. Kuechel. Keone Kela added 3 saves, but it wasn’t enough
Armadillos (7-3-1) at PhoeGnomes (3-7-1)
Nolan Arenado and his PhoeGnomes teammates annihilated the hapless Armadillos 9-1. And it didn’t even seem that close! Arenado, a coveted trade target for the Armadillos for as long as he has been in the majors, teased his frequent suitor with a 4 HR / 12 RBI week. The Gnomes were locked and loaded and they put everything together this week.
They had 6 other players with homers and easily swept all the hitting categories except RBIs. Jose Altuve and Matt Olson had big weeks and Heather also had 5 different players with steals.
Heather’s team won all the pitching categories with ease. Chris Sale went 14 inn with 2 runs given up and 24 strikeouts! M. Bumgarner had a great game, and A. Chapman saved two games.
The Armadillos were awful. They came in leading the league by a good margin in steals and saves. They lost both categories – and weren’t able to record even one save as the Gnomes dominated the week. G. Stanton came alive with a 3HR/7RBI week, but it was wasted as he had little help.
On the pitching side, J. Flaherty went 7 inn/1 hit/13 Ks and P. Corbin went 7 inn/ 3hits /12 Ks, but neither could even get a win. Spot starters D. German , J. Teheran, and M. Soroka were all pounded. The usually reliable bullpen had no answers, and the Armadillos suffered a humiliating defeat. Larry’s team has released 7 players since Sunday in an effort to turn things around.
Lannisters (6-2-3) at Thunderwolves (4-6-1)
The best drama was provided by these two teams who battled back and forth all week, but on Sunday the whole matchup came down (as it has so often has this year) to the Sunday night game. The Lannisters won all the hitting categories except steals. So this was a matchup that would be determined on the pitching side. The Wolves had taken the lead on Sunday afternoon (helped by a disastrous relief appearance by Pedro Strop for the Lannisters). The defending champs only chance to overtake Kyle’s team was to win ERA – and the only pitcher with a chance to appear in a game was Wade Davis. The Rockies went into the 9th inning down by three runs. But miraculously for Jeff, they called on Davis to pitch the 9th inning, and he set the Marlins down in order. And that 1-2-3 inning swung the ERA category — and the week to the Lannisters (6-4). What a finish!
The Lannisters should feel fortunate for the victory, which was definitely a tribute to their strong bench. Nellie Cruz carried the team (10 hits/3HR/8RBI) with some help from Asdrubal Cabrera and Jesus Aguilar who combined for 3HR/11RBI.
Incredibly, however, Trout, Harper, Machado, Bryant, and Ozuna went 20 for 96 (.208) with one HR!
The Lannisters pitching was strong with deGrom, Cole, and Morton combining for five solid starts. And the bullpen was able to record 5 saves with strong stats.
It was a heartbreaking loss for the Thunderwolves, who thought they had a tie for sure. Kyle’s team had a good week from A. Beltre with 2HR/6RBI. R. Hoskins and the surging Shin Soo Choo both chipped in 4 RBI, and Realmuto added 6 of his own before being injured. On the negative side for Kyle, Eric Hosmer and Whit Merrifield went a combined 4 for 33 (.121) for the week.
The Thunderwolves pitching was excellent with nice starts from Greinke (two), Aaron Nola, Alex Wood, and C. Richard. Cody Allen had two saves for the week. But the Wolves were frustrated by the last minute heroics by Wade Davis, and they fell to the Lannisters.
Next Week
This week the league leading Possums will try to keep the momentum going in a matchup with the Lsasershow. Sean’s team would love to pull off an upset.
The red hot PhoeGnomes will do battle with the Goofballs. Neither team wants to lose this match.
The Armadillos will try to regroup against the Thunderwolves who will be looking for a big win after coming close to upsetting the Lannisters.
And the premier matchup of the week will be the Lannisters-Legion battle between two strong rivals who had to lose to anyone, much less each other.




On offense, both teams excelled. They easily tied for the league lead with 16 home runs each. Rick had a narrow edge in RBI, but Chris took steals with five. Rick won OBP, but the SLG battle was close to the end. The Legion enjoyed a monster week from Paul Goldschmidt. After struggling for much of the year, he broke out with four home runs and 11 RBI. His OBP was 0.680 for the week with a 1.524 SLG. In total, 10 Legion players had at least one home run. Cody Bellinger had a strong week with two home runs and two steals. The Possums countered with a huge week from Khris Davis. He had four home runs and a 0.870 SLG. Max Muncy added three more home runs and a 1.500 SLG for the week. The power explosion from both teams created a deadlock in home runs and a narrow win for Rick in RBI. This gave the Possums a 3-1-1 advantage before pitching, but the numbers could easily have flipped in RBI and SLG. Rick led the league in home runs, RBI, SLG, and OBP. Chris was first in home runs and steals and second in RBI and SLG.
The Lannisters and Thunderwolves met in a competitive, close match-up. The Lannisters are currently in first place but a series of injuries and suspensions have hurt the team. Almost a quarter of the roster is either injured or day-to-day, and that’s not including two season-ending injury cuts. Still, the team has persevered and searched for talent high and low. This week’s hero was Jose Martinez. The Lannisters added him mid-week and he rewarded them with four home runs and seven RBI, both team bests. The rest of the Lannisters lineup was quiet, though. Lesser names like Brandon Crawford and Francisco Cervelli were instrumental in helping the Lannisters reach ten home runs and a solid RBI total. Heather didn’t have the power numbers that Jeff produced, but she had a more solid all-around attack. She tied for the league lead in steals with five. She also had the better OBP and SLG thanks to strong weeks from Andrew McCutchen and Jose Altuve. George Springer was also solid all-around with a 0.609 SLG, a home run, and a steal. Overall, the PhoeGnomes carried a 3-2 advantage before pitching.

The other big winner for the week was the Goofballs. After a slow start, Kevin’s team is showing signs of life. This week the offense took center stage. They led the league in home runs, RBI, and SLG by significant margins. There were second in OBP and steals. The leader was Eddie Rosario who hit three home runs in just 10 at-bats. Twelve Goofballs had home runs, including two each from Anthony Rizzo, Kyle Schwarber, and Matt Carpenter. The Armadillos were also strong on offense. They had nine players with home runs including four from Edwin Encarnacion. Dee Gordon added three steals, but it wasn’t enough to keep pace with the Goofballs.
The league’s final decisive contest paired the Legion and PhoeGnomes. Heather put together the second best all-around performance just behind the Possums. Their pitching was outstanding behind two great starts from Trevor Cahill. Other relative unknowns like Wade LeBlanc and Ross Stripling had great starts. Jake Arietta and Gio Gonzalez didn’t strike out may batters but they also did not allow an earned run. The Legion didn’t have terrible pitching numbers, but they did not match up with the PhoeGnomes. Blake Snell was great over two starts but Nick Pivetta and Reynaldo Lopez struggled. Heather’s strong bullpen ensured that she picked up a five category sweep.
The Lannisters were better on offense. Manny Machado had three home runs, and nine Lannisters in total added homers. The Lasershow didn’t have the same level of power and lost out in SLG, home runs, and RBI. However, Christian Yelich had three steals and the Lasershow dominated the category. The Lannisters were unable to get on base well enough to compete in OBP and the end result was a dreary 5-5 tie. Neither team is happy with the result. The Lannisters wanted a win to stay in first place, and the Lasershow were close to pulling off an upset. Both will try to stabilize things next week.

The PhoeGnomes and Lasershow had an interesting match that featured a great offensive showing from Sean’s team. However, their pitching was as bad as the hitting was good, and the final result was a needed win for Heather’s beleaguered squad. The Lasershow were red-hot offensively. They put up numbers on par with the Goofballs and Lannisters. Travis Shaw had three home runs and 10 RBI. Salvador Perez was right behind him with three homers and eight RBI. Mitch Moreland had a pair of home runs. The Moreland story continues to evolve for the Lasershow – no one in the league would have expected him to be a viable fantasy option before the season. Heather had a nice week from Jose Altuve, who had three steals and a home run. However, her general power numbers were low and she only managed to win one category. Normally this would be a problem, but the pitching side of the match would tell a different story.
J.D. Martinez had a monster week for the Armadillos with five home runs and eight RBI. Gary Sanchez added two more. Billy Hamilton struggled with just two hits for the week and a 0.071 OBP and SLG. However, the rest of the team rallied and put up good numbers. Carlos Santana came through in light duty and the team recorded three critical steals. The Legion were unable to mount much of a challenge. Jose Ramirez had a good week, but Jorge Soler’s SLG matched Hamilton’s abysmal 0.071 number. The Legion were last in two offensive categories, tied for last in one, and next-to-last in the remaining two. Larry won a 4-0-1 advantage and put tremendous pressure on the Legion’s pitchers.
The Thunderwolves have surprised some owners with the strong start to the season. The PhoeGnomes have elicited the equal but opposite reaction since they have struggled. Kyle found a way to do enough to move back to 0.500 for the season. The key was strong pitching. Kyle had two good starts from Alex Wood and a lot of good bullpen work. James Paxton recorded another strong outing, and Yu Darvish picked up his first win. The PhoeGnomes suffered a nightmare start from Kevin Gausman and a weak effort from Joey Lucchesi. Other starters like Gio Gonzalez and Chris Sale fared better, but it wasn’t enough to challenge the Thunderwolves. Kyle had the best WHIP in the league and was near the top in the other categories.
The poor offensive showing meant that pitching would decide the match. The Goofballs showed more inconsistency again, struggling to get saves and keep their ERA in control. Jon Gray suffered a meltdown and Julio Teheran was ineffective. Sean had a good week from Eduardo Rodriguez and Trevor Williams. The Lasershow weren’t at the top of the league in any categories but they were solid all around and had a good wins total. They edged by in the strikeouts category and did enough to sweep all five categories and secure the win. Hopefully this win will help the Lasershow get on track and start to make progress in the standings. The loss continues the baffling, inconsistent start for the Goofballs. They are now in seventh place ahead of only the PhoeGnomes. On the positive side, Kevin is just three games back from the lead early on. It’s possible for him to make progress, but like the PhoeGnomes, they need to make a change soon.
The Lannisters took control of the pitching rate stats early. Jose Quintana and Charlie Morton led the way with good starts. However, the bullpen fell apart and had only four saves. An early double-header cost Jeff a chance to start Kenley Janson, who recorded two saves on the bench. This gave Rick an opening. Rick Porcello struggled but he piled up strikeouts over his two starts. Max Scherzer was good, and Tanner Roark was strong in spot start duty. This was enough for Rick to take strikeouts and tie in wins. The end result was a locked-down 4-4-2 tie. There were missed opportunities on both sides, and the Possums are probably unhappy that they were not able to capitalize on their big offensive showing. Alternatively, the Lannisters can take comfort in weathering the storm, but know that a win was just a win, save, or 0.0099 SLG away.

The week’s second biggest match saw the Goofballs pick up their first win of the season against the Thunderwolves. After weeks of inconsistency, Kevin finally got a complete week with both good hitting and pitching. The team tied for the lead in steals and had the second best SLG and best OBP. Ten different players had a home run, but the best of the week was Freddie Freeman. He had three home runs and six RBI. Javier Baez added a home run and two steals. However, Kevin’s depth was the real story. Ten Goofballs had OBP above 0.350 and only three regulars slugged below 0.450. The PhoeGnomes were solid as well. Wilson Contreras had a monster week with three home runs, 12 RBI, and a steal. His OBP was 0.500 and his SLG was 1.174. George Springer had a SLG of 1.000. Heather had some great numbers, but the Goofballs were just a little bit better across the board. The teams tied in steals, but Kevin held a 4-0-1 advantage.
Kyle’s injury woes on offense are a known problem. This week saw the Thunderwolves struggle to generate power beyond a decent home run total. Kyle Seager had three for the team, but only five other players had at least one homer. Larry had seven players with a home run, including three from Giancarlo Stanton. Trevor Story had three of his own and 11 RBI. This was enough for the Armadillos to sweep the offensive categories and earn a close 6-2-2 win. Kyle needs to find an answer to help his offense. Meanwhile, the Armadillos are now in first place via tiebreaker over the Lannsiters. However, the Armadillos have injury issues of their own. The team’s pitching staff has resorted to stream-quality pickups just to get innings. The Lannisters have also suffered three season-ending injuries (and suspensions) to good players. This demonstrates how deep and challenging the competition for first is this year.
The week’s final match saw the Possums barely beat the Lasershow. Sean must be disappointed after his team turned in the second best offensive week in the league. Like the Legion, they lost steals and then fell victim to slightly better pitching by their opponent. Sean had a great week from Salvador Perez. He had three home runs and 10 RBI. Travis Shaw also had three home runs, and four Lasershow members had two. Rick’s offense was listless, and at the bottom of the league in home runs, RBI, OBP, and SLG. However, they did manage five steals. This was a crucial category win.
Rick posted solid pitching stats. His team had the most strikeouts in the league, the second best ERA, third best WHIP, and second most wins. Rick enjoyed two starts from Max Scherzer and Justin Verlander. The two combined to pitch 26.2 innings and strike out an incredible 45 batters. The duo allowed just four runs. Rick’s other pitchers had worse numbers but the quantity and quality of Verlander and Scherzer’s work evened out the stats and produced great team numbers.
The Armadillos had the best win of the week at 9-1 against the PhoeGnomes. Heather’s team suffered a down week on all fronts, winning only the wins pitching category. Larry set the tone for the week with great offensive numbers. He led the league in home runs and was near the top in RBI and SLG. Edwin Encarnacion abused Rangers’ pitching with a three home run day and 10 RBI for the week. J.D. Martinez added three home runs of his own (some off the Rangers, too). Twelve Armadillos players had a home run compared to just five for the PhoeGnomes. Nolan Arenado had a four home run week, but it wasn’t enough to lift the whole team. The PhoeGnomes were at the bottom of several offensive categories alongside the Legion. The Armadillos earned a 5-0 sweep.


The Thunderwolves continued to surprise the league with a solid win versus the Lasershow. Kyle is now above 0.500 for the first time since his Week 01 win in 2017. The Thunderwolves relied on good pitching and just enough offense to secure the victory. Ivan Lova was dominant in his one start, and James Paxton accumulated 10 strikeouts in just six innings pitched. Cody Allen recorded two saves and Kyle took four of five pitching categories. The Lasershow endured a nightmare outing from Jameson Taillon, and other starters like Zack Godley fared little better. Tyler Chatwood was a bright spot – he allowed just one earned run in 13.0 innings pitched. However, his good work was undone by Steven Matz and other starters.
The week’s final match was a bizarre encounter between the Goofballs and Legion. Neither team has found a rhythm this season, and Week 04 was no different. The Goofballs posted good power numbers and won three categories with ease – home runs, RBI, and SLG. Kyle Schwarber had three home runs and three other Goofballs had two each. Freddie Freeman was the star for the week with a 0.412 OBP and 0.710 SLG. However, the team struggled to get on base. Brian Dozier lead the team in plate appearances but had a miserable 0.242 OBP. The Legion lacked power outside of Yoan Moncada, but did post a slightly better OBP for the week. Ender Inciarte had four steals to salvage a tie in the category. This gave Kevin a 3-1-1 edge before pitching.


On pitching, things were even stranger. The Thunderwolves had middling stats, but they were good enough to earn plenty of category wins. For example, Kyle’s team ERA was 4th in the league, his WHIP was 5th, and his strikeouts were 6th. He was able to win all three categories! Aaron Nola was good for Kyle, but Yu Darvish had a disastrous game and Shohei Ohtani dealt with an injury. The Goofballs were in a similar situation. Jose Berrios and Julio Teheran were great and didn’t allow a run. But Keone Kela struggled and Andrew Triggs was a 1.2 IP disaster.