RK Possums (7-2-1) vs. HP PhoeGnomes (3-6-1)
The Possums continued their hot streak against the PhoeGnomes. Rick’s offense was stellar for the week: The team led the league in home runs and RBI. Evan Gattis was the star for the week. He had four home runs, 10 hits, and 15 RBI. The Houston DH was joined with three home runs apiece for Khris Davis and Xander Bogaerts. Davis and Bogaerts represent two of the Possums’ better moves over the last few years. Rick identified strong young players and kept them though some down periods. Now they are rewarding the Possums with great stats each week. Ten total Possums had home runs, which contributed to a strong SLG. However, Heather put up a fight to the end. Her team had an advantage in OBP thanks to great weeks from Jose Altuve and Matt Kemp. Mitch Haniger added three home runs and Trea Turner contributed two steals. This was enough to give Heather second category despite the Possums’ strong performance.

Neither team had outstanding pitching numbers. Rick relied on a good week from his bullpen along with his usual high strikeout numbers. Rick won both categories after a four save week from Arodys Vizcaino. Max Scherzer struck out 10 in just 6.0 innings pitched, and Trevor Bauer added twelve in his lone start. Heather enjoyed a good week from Junior Guerra and captured ERA with a middling number. She also took wins. However, WHIP slipped away after a disastrous Jake Arrieta outing. Heather came up just short, and suffered a close 6-4 loss. The rare downturn in pitching shows that the Possums are still vulnerable. Heather was close, but her usual strong pitching couldn’t quite overcome a few bad starts. The win vaults the Possums into first place ahead of the Lannisters and Armadillos. The Possums hope that their rise continues, and the PhoeGnomes once again ask what they have to do to earn a victory.
LK Armadillos (6-3-1) vs. JK Lannisters (5-2-3)
The week’s second most important match paired the Armadillos and Lannisters. Despite a heroic effort from the Lannisters offense, the Armadillos scored a close win despite bad pitching on both sides. Jeff’s offense rallied behind four home run weeks from Nelson Cruz, Mike Trout, and Marcell Ozuna. Trout was on fire for the week with a 0.750 OBP and 1.368 SLG. Ozuna finally emerged from his season-long slump and contributed ten hits and eight RBI. The Lannisters were near the top of the league in home runs, OBP, and SLG. However, they failed to generate as many RBI as several other teams. The Armadillos had only ten home runs but still managed three more RBI from the week. They were led by a strong week from Starling Marte. Trevor Story added seven RBI. The Armadillos had nine players with at least one homer and fourteen contributed RBI. This indicates a strong week up and down the lineup. The Lannisters had better stats, but the Armadillos had more contributions from the lower end of the roster on days with few games. This delivered two categories, and made all the difference for the week.

Neither team had acceptable pitching stats. The Armadillos used only four starters. Patrick Corbin and Carlos Carrasco had disastrous outings. On the plus side, Edwin Diaz had four saves. This gave the Armadillos one easy category win. The Lannisters suffered a series of injuries and bad starts. Gerrit Cole had a rare down outing and Wade Davis suffered a meltdown in relief. Overall, the pitching on both sides was atrocious and not championship caliber. The Armadillos won a sloppy 6-3-1 victory. The win puts the Armadillos in a tie for second. The Lannisters have a slew of injuries and struggled to even find enough starters for the week. Both teams are digging deep on the waiver wire to look for reinforcements.
KG Capital City Goofballs (3-4-3) vs. CP Legion (2-4-4)
The Legion and Goofballs managed to record yet another tie for both teams. On the positive side, the Legion’s offense was strong. They were among the league leaders in OBP and SLG. They also won home runs and RBI. Carlos Correa led the way with three home runs and eight RBI. Jose Ramirez, Paul Goldschmidt, and Brandon Nimmo each had three home runs. Nimmo’s strong Sunday was a big part of what allowed the Legion to secure the category and the tie for the week. Kevin had a great week from Freddie Freeman with three home runs. Javier Baez and Lorenzo Cain added strong steals totals. This gave Kevin a crucial category win. Besides steals, the Legion were dominant and appeared to have an edge before pitching.

The Legion and Goofballs each had strong pitching stats relative to the rest of the league. The teams were tied in saves. Chris had two saves from Brad Boxberger, but his untimely blown save on Sunday cost the Legion the category and a win for the week. The implosion also skewed the Legion’s ERA and WHIP. The Lannisters had a similar problem with Wade Davis on Sunday. The Goofballs were able to take strikeouts thanks to a big week from Jon Gray. The Rockies’ starter had 19 strikeouts in 11.0 innings pitched. However, Gray also allowed nine earned runs and had a bloated WHIP. Chris got a great start from Luis Severino, but it wasn’t enough to affect the rate categories quite enough. The teams had to settle for yet another tie, and both are left with questions around their pitching staffs.
SM Lasershow (2-6-1) vs. KK Thunderwolves (3-6-1)
The week’s final match saw the Thunderwolves earn a strong win against the Lasershow. Kyle’s squad had a good offensive week. Eduardo Escobar and J.T. Realmuto each had ten hits. Realmuto and Rhys Hoskins had three home runs each. This contributed to a solid SLG number as well as wins in home runs and RBI. The two teams tied in steals, but the Lasershow weren’t competitive in OBP. Francisco Lindor had a great week with two home runs and a steal, but he didn’t have enough support outside of David Peralta. Mitch Moreland was miserable with a 0.136 SLG in 22 at-bats. This gave Kyle four solid category wins before pitching.

Neither team had strong pitching numbers, but the Thunderwolves were able to do enough to win the week. Kyle’s strong point was his bullpen. The team had six saves with four coming from Shane Greene. Kyle Barraclough had a nice week for the Lasershow, but Kyle barely won the category. He also dominated in strikeouts thanks to strong weeks from Chase Anderson and Aaron Nola. Sean had a good pair of starts from Eduardo Rodriguez, but several other starters didn’t contribute much. The Thunderwolves’ improved play had been evident for a few weeks, so Kyle is probably happy to earn a win.
Next Week
After the Possums moved into first place, they face a test against the Goofballs. Kevin knows he needs to win and not fall further behind the league leader. The Thunderwolves will try to stay hot against the Lannisters. The Legion will try to rebound from their tie against the struggling Lasershow. Finally, the PhoeGnomes and Armadillos will face off with both teams needed to build momentum.
On offense, both teams excelled. They easily tied for the league lead with 16 home runs each. Rick had a narrow edge in RBI, but Chris took steals with five. Rick won OBP, but the SLG battle was close to the end. The Legion enjoyed a monster week from Paul Goldschmidt. After struggling for much of the year, he broke out with four home runs and 11 RBI. His OBP was 0.680 for the week with a 1.524 SLG. In total, 10 Legion players had at least one home run. Cody Bellinger had a strong week with two home runs and two steals. The Possums countered with a huge week from Khris Davis. He had four home runs and a 0.870 SLG. Max Muncy added three more home runs and a 1.500 SLG for the week. The power explosion from both teams created a deadlock in home runs and a narrow win for Rick in RBI. This gave the Possums a 3-1-1 advantage before pitching, but the numbers could easily have flipped in RBI and SLG. Rick led the league in home runs, RBI, SLG, and OBP. Chris was first in home runs and steals and second in RBI and SLG.
The Lannisters and Thunderwolves met in a competitive, close match-up. The Lannisters are currently in first place but a series of injuries and suspensions have hurt the team. Almost a quarter of the roster is either injured or day-to-day, and that’s not including two season-ending injury cuts. Still, the team has persevered and searched for talent high and low. This week’s hero was Jose Martinez. The Lannisters added him mid-week and he rewarded them with four home runs and seven RBI, both team bests. The rest of the Lannisters lineup was quiet, though. Lesser names like Brandon Crawford and Francisco Cervelli were instrumental in helping the Lannisters reach ten home runs and a solid RBI total. Heather didn’t have the power numbers that Jeff produced, but she had a more solid all-around attack. She tied for the league lead in steals with five. She also had the better OBP and SLG thanks to strong weeks from Andrew McCutchen and Jose Altuve. George Springer was also solid all-around with a 0.609 SLG, a home run, and a steal. Overall, the PhoeGnomes carried a 3-2 advantage before pitching.

The other big winner for the week was the Goofballs. After a slow start, Kevin’s team is showing signs of life. This week the offense took center stage. They led the league in home runs, RBI, and SLG by significant margins. There were second in OBP and steals. The leader was Eddie Rosario who hit three home runs in just 10 at-bats. Twelve Goofballs had home runs, including two each from Anthony Rizzo, Kyle Schwarber, and Matt Carpenter. The Armadillos were also strong on offense. They had nine players with home runs including four from Edwin Encarnacion. Dee Gordon added three steals, but it wasn’t enough to keep pace with the Goofballs.
The league’s final decisive contest paired the Legion and PhoeGnomes. Heather put together the second best all-around performance just behind the Possums. Their pitching was outstanding behind two great starts from Trevor Cahill. Other relative unknowns like Wade LeBlanc and Ross Stripling had great starts. Jake Arietta and Gio Gonzalez didn’t strike out may batters but they also did not allow an earned run. The Legion didn’t have terrible pitching numbers, but they did not match up with the PhoeGnomes. Blake Snell was great over two starts but Nick Pivetta and Reynaldo Lopez struggled. Heather’s strong bullpen ensured that she picked up a five category sweep.
The Lannisters were better on offense. Manny Machado had three home runs, and nine Lannisters in total added homers. The Lasershow didn’t have the same level of power and lost out in SLG, home runs, and RBI. However, Christian Yelich had three steals and the Lasershow dominated the category. The Lannisters were unable to get on base well enough to compete in OBP and the end result was a dreary 5-5 tie. Neither team is happy with the result. The Lannisters wanted a win to stay in first place, and the Lasershow were close to pulling off an upset. Both will try to stabilize things next week.

The PhoeGnomes and Lasershow had an interesting match that featured a great offensive showing from Sean’s team. However, their pitching was as bad as the hitting was good, and the final result was a needed win for Heather’s beleaguered squad. The Lasershow were red-hot offensively. They put up numbers on par with the Goofballs and Lannisters. Travis Shaw had three home runs and 10 RBI. Salvador Perez was right behind him with three homers and eight RBI. Mitch Moreland had a pair of home runs. The Moreland story continues to evolve for the Lasershow – no one in the league would have expected him to be a viable fantasy option before the season. Heather had a nice week from Jose Altuve, who had three steals and a home run. However, her general power numbers were low and she only managed to win one category. Normally this would be a problem, but the pitching side of the match would tell a different story.
J.D. Martinez had a monster week for the Armadillos with five home runs and eight RBI. Gary Sanchez added two more. Billy Hamilton struggled with just two hits for the week and a 0.071 OBP and SLG. However, the rest of the team rallied and put up good numbers. Carlos Santana came through in light duty and the team recorded three critical steals. The Legion were unable to mount much of a challenge. Jose Ramirez had a good week, but Jorge Soler’s SLG matched Hamilton’s abysmal 0.071 number. The Legion were last in two offensive categories, tied for last in one, and next-to-last in the remaining two. Larry won a 4-0-1 advantage and put tremendous pressure on the Legion’s pitchers.
The Thunderwolves have surprised some owners with the strong start to the season. The PhoeGnomes have elicited the equal but opposite reaction since they have struggled. Kyle found a way to do enough to move back to 0.500 for the season. The key was strong pitching. Kyle had two good starts from Alex Wood and a lot of good bullpen work. James Paxton recorded another strong outing, and Yu Darvish picked up his first win. The PhoeGnomes suffered a nightmare start from Kevin Gausman and a weak effort from Joey Lucchesi. Other starters like Gio Gonzalez and Chris Sale fared better, but it wasn’t enough to challenge the Thunderwolves. Kyle had the best WHIP in the league and was near the top in the other categories.
The poor offensive showing meant that pitching would decide the match. The Goofballs showed more inconsistency again, struggling to get saves and keep their ERA in control. Jon Gray suffered a meltdown and Julio Teheran was ineffective. Sean had a good week from Eduardo Rodriguez and Trevor Williams. The Lasershow weren’t at the top of the league in any categories but they were solid all around and had a good wins total. They edged by in the strikeouts category and did enough to sweep all five categories and secure the win. Hopefully this win will help the Lasershow get on track and start to make progress in the standings. The loss continues the baffling, inconsistent start for the Goofballs. They are now in seventh place ahead of only the PhoeGnomes. On the positive side, Kevin is just three games back from the lead early on. It’s possible for him to make progress, but like the PhoeGnomes, they need to make a change soon.
The Lannisters took control of the pitching rate stats early. Jose Quintana and Charlie Morton led the way with good starts. However, the bullpen fell apart and had only four saves. An early double-header cost Jeff a chance to start Kenley Janson, who recorded two saves on the bench. This gave Rick an opening. Rick Porcello struggled but he piled up strikeouts over his two starts. Max Scherzer was good, and Tanner Roark was strong in spot start duty. This was enough for Rick to take strikeouts and tie in wins. The end result was a locked-down 4-4-2 tie. There were missed opportunities on both sides, and the Possums are probably unhappy that they were not able to capitalize on their big offensive showing. Alternatively, the Lannisters can take comfort in weathering the storm, but know that a win was just a win, save, or 0.0099 SLG away.

The week’s second biggest match saw the Goofballs pick up their first win of the season against the Thunderwolves. After weeks of inconsistency, Kevin finally got a complete week with both good hitting and pitching. The team tied for the lead in steals and had the second best SLG and best OBP. Ten different players had a home run, but the best of the week was Freddie Freeman. He had three home runs and six RBI. Javier Baez added a home run and two steals. However, Kevin’s depth was the real story. Ten Goofballs had OBP above 0.350 and only three regulars slugged below 0.450. The PhoeGnomes were solid as well. Wilson Contreras had a monster week with three home runs, 12 RBI, and a steal. His OBP was 0.500 and his SLG was 1.174. George Springer had a SLG of 1.000. Heather had some great numbers, but the Goofballs were just a little bit better across the board. The teams tied in steals, but Kevin held a 4-0-1 advantage.
Kyle’s injury woes on offense are a known problem. This week saw the Thunderwolves struggle to generate power beyond a decent home run total. Kyle Seager had three for the team, but only five other players had at least one homer. Larry had seven players with a home run, including three from Giancarlo Stanton. Trevor Story had three of his own and 11 RBI. This was enough for the Armadillos to sweep the offensive categories and earn a close 6-2-2 win. Kyle needs to find an answer to help his offense. Meanwhile, the Armadillos are now in first place via tiebreaker over the Lannsiters. However, the Armadillos have injury issues of their own. The team’s pitching staff has resorted to stream-quality pickups just to get innings. The Lannisters have also suffered three season-ending injuries (and suspensions) to good players. This demonstrates how deep and challenging the competition for first is this year.
The week’s final match saw the Possums barely beat the Lasershow. Sean must be disappointed after his team turned in the second best offensive week in the league. Like the Legion, they lost steals and then fell victim to slightly better pitching by their opponent. Sean had a great week from Salvador Perez. He had three home runs and 10 RBI. Travis Shaw also had three home runs, and four Lasershow members had two. Rick’s offense was listless, and at the bottom of the league in home runs, RBI, OBP, and SLG. However, they did manage five steals. This was a crucial category win.
Rick posted solid pitching stats. His team had the most strikeouts in the league, the second best ERA, third best WHIP, and second most wins. Rick enjoyed two starts from Max Scherzer and Justin Verlander. The two combined to pitch 26.2 innings and strike out an incredible 45 batters. The duo allowed just four runs. Rick’s other pitchers had worse numbers but the quantity and quality of Verlander and Scherzer’s work evened out the stats and produced great team numbers.
The Armadillos had the best win of the week at 9-1 against the PhoeGnomes. Heather’s team suffered a down week on all fronts, winning only the wins pitching category. Larry set the tone for the week with great offensive numbers. He led the league in home runs and was near the top in RBI and SLG. Edwin Encarnacion abused Rangers’ pitching with a three home run day and 10 RBI for the week. J.D. Martinez added three home runs of his own (some off the Rangers, too). Twelve Armadillos players had a home run compared to just five for the PhoeGnomes. Nolan Arenado had a four home run week, but it wasn’t enough to lift the whole team. The PhoeGnomes were at the bottom of several offensive categories alongside the Legion. The Armadillos earned a 5-0 sweep.


The Thunderwolves continued to surprise the league with a solid win versus the Lasershow. Kyle is now above 0.500 for the first time since his Week 01 win in 2017. The Thunderwolves relied on good pitching and just enough offense to secure the victory. Ivan Lova was dominant in his one start, and James Paxton accumulated 10 strikeouts in just six innings pitched. Cody Allen recorded two saves and Kyle took four of five pitching categories. The Lasershow endured a nightmare outing from Jameson Taillon, and other starters like Zack Godley fared little better. Tyler Chatwood was a bright spot – he allowed just one earned run in 13.0 innings pitched. However, his good work was undone by Steven Matz and other starters.
The week’s final match was a bizarre encounter between the Goofballs and Legion. Neither team has found a rhythm this season, and Week 04 was no different. The Goofballs posted good power numbers and won three categories with ease – home runs, RBI, and SLG. Kyle Schwarber had three home runs and three other Goofballs had two each. Freddie Freeman was the star for the week with a 0.412 OBP and 0.710 SLG. However, the team struggled to get on base. Brian Dozier lead the team in plate appearances but had a miserable 0.242 OBP. The Legion lacked power outside of Yoan Moncada, but did post a slightly better OBP for the week. Ender Inciarte had four steals to salvage a tie in the category. This gave Kevin a 3-1-1 edge before pitching.


On pitching, things were even stranger. The Thunderwolves had middling stats, but they were good enough to earn plenty of category wins. For example, Kyle’s team ERA was 4th in the league, his WHIP was 5th, and his strikeouts were 6th. He was able to win all three categories! Aaron Nola was good for Kyle, but Yu Darvish had a disastrous game and Shohei Ohtani dealt with an injury. The Goofballs were in a similar situation. Jose Berrios and Julio Teheran were great and didn’t allow a run. But Keone Kela struggled and Andrew Triggs was a 1.2 IP disaster.
Kyle wasn’t able to compete in ERA or WHIP, but he made up some ground in counting stats. The Thunderwolves had four wins from starters and a fluke victory from Jeurys Familia. Poor starts from Alex Wood and Yu Darvish inflated Kyle’s rate stats, and Rick took strikeouts with a league leading total. Kyle won saves, but Rick carried a 3-0-1 advantage into the hitting categories.

Heather fared better on pitching. She had a great week from Chris Sale who struck out 16 in just 11 IP. Joey Lucchesi had a nice start as well. Chris threw fewer innings and had a brilliant week from Carlos Martinez. He struck out 15 min 13 IP and allowed just one earned run. All of his good work was undone by a Lance McCullers implosion and general ineffectiveness from the rest of the rotation. Heather won four categories with ease. Both teams also recorded just one save. This was a prime category for one team to gain the advantage but the bad weather again cost both teams. Like the Armadillos and Goofballs, the Legion and PhoeGnomes are probably happy with a tie. Both had opportunities and will try to get on track in the coming weeks.