KK Thunderwolves (3 – 2 – 1) vs. CP Legion (5 – 1)
The week’s closest match paired the Legion and Thunderwolves. Both teams are experiencing unexpected success early in the season. Kyle won this meeting behind strong power and pitching. The two teams easily led the league in home runs with 15. Kyle posted the best SLG in the league and had the most RBI. Josh Bell and Vladimir Guerrero Jr each had four home runs for the Thunderwolves. Eduardo Escobar and Gleyber Torres each had three. Nick Senzel won the steals category on his own with four for the week. Chis had a three home run week from Kris Bryant and Cody Bellinger. Ten total Legion players hit home runs. Despite this heroic effort, Chris was unable to win any offensive categories. The Thunderwolves had a slight edge across the board.
In a week where several teams had good pitching numbers, Kyle and Chris both had their strong points. Mike Soroka had a good start for the Legion, but the rest of Chris’s pitchers failed to work deep into games. Chris had good ERA and WHIP numbers, but Kyle was able to get more quality starts. The teams were even in strikeouts and Kyle earned one more save. The teams split pitching 2-2-1, which cemented Kyle’s victory. The loss is a frustrating one for the Legion. The win moves Kyle into second place at the end of the first cycle. After years of offensive struggles, it’s possible that Kyle has found some answers. The Thunderwolves are third in the league in home runs and second in SLG just behind the Legion.
RK Possums (3 – 3) vs. LK Armadillos (2 – 2 – 2)
The defending champion Armadillos continued to struggle and the Possums took some small revenge to close the first cycle of play. Rick enjoyed power up and down his lineup. Nine players had at least one home run. Ronald Acuna had six RBI and two steals. Joey Gallo stayed hot with a 0.481 OBP. The Armadillos struggled to find power, though three players hit two home runs. Alex Gordon made his presence known with two steals, but this was all the team could produce. Both teams struggled with RBI and tied the category. However, Rick swept the other four. The Armadillos are still struggling to get on base and hit for consistent power.

The battle for pitching was close. The Armadillos put up an excellent week and led the league in ERA, WHIP, and quality starts. Patrick Corbin was especially good in his start – he struck out 11 over eight innings. The team as a whole recorded an impressive seven quality starts out of a possible eight. The Possums were almost as good – their ERA and WHIP were the second best in the league! The team had six quality starts and managed to record more strikeouts than the Armadillos. Besides Trevor Bauer, no player allowed more than three earned runs for the week. Rick won just enough categories to pick up a 6-3-1 victory. The loss pushes the Possums to back above 0.500 and the champs are now near the bottom of the pack. This win won’t ease the pain of last season, but Rick has to be happy with an early victory.
KG Capital City Goofballs (2 – 3 – 1) vs. JK Lannisters (4 – 2)
The Goofballs and Lannisters tend to have exciting matches and this was no exception. Kevin earned a victory behind a dominant offensive showing. Two former Lannisters were the main culprits. Freddie Freeman had four home runs and Byron Buxton added three more along with 10 RBI. The Goofballs had the third most home runs in the league, were second in RBI and SLG, and had the best OBP. The Lannisters suffered a down week and had the second fewest home runs and were near the bottom in each of the other statistical categories. Bryce Harper led the team with just two home runs, and no other player had more than one.

The Lannisters were more competitive on pitching, but still failed to pick up many categories. Only three pitchers had a quality start compared to just two for Kevin. Jacob deGrom was inconsistent and Jon Lester imploded. The Goofballs had fewer strikeouts and quality starts, but managed a solid ERA with relatively few innings pitched. Outside of a disastrous Jose Berrios effort, no Goofball pitcher allowed more than three earned runs for the week. The combined offensive and pitching numbers gave the Goofballs a relatively easy win. This pushes the Goofballs higher in the standings. Meanwhile, the Lannisters are left to wonder where the team’s power has gone. Before the start of games today, the Lannisters were tied with the PhoeGnomes for the second fewest home runs in the league.
SM Lasershow (1 – 5) vs. HP PhoeGnomes (2 – 4)
Speaking of the PhoeGnomes – Heather’s squad won again, despite some peculiar numbers against the Lasershow. The PhoeGnomes had 11 home runs but somehow managed to have the second lowest SLG in the league. Mitch Haniger had three home runs to pace the team. Six other players had at least one, but for whatever reason the team didn’t have strong power elsewhere. Christian Yelich tried to carry the Lasershow with an impressive three home run week. His two steals, along with another pair from Francisco Lindor, helped him win the category. The rest of the team struggled, though, and Heather built an early lead.
Heather sealed the win with a good pitching showing. They led the league in strikeouts thanks to an absurd total of 27 from Chris Sale in just 12.1 IP. Sale’s total equaled the Lasershow’s team total! Several members of the Lasershow struggled. Zack Wheeler and Marco Gonzales each had 9.00 ERAs. This made it almost impossible to win any rate stats, and Heather was able to cruise to a smooth victory. The loss drops the Lasershow into last place. The PhoeGnomes are now beginning to move up the standings after a few solid weeks in a row.
Next Week
The first cycle is over so now teams are going back to their Week 01 matches. The Possums and Lannisters meet again and Rick hopes to avenge his early loss. The most interesting match features the Goofballs and Thunderwolves. Kyle is tied for the fewest losses in the league and needs to keep winning. Kevin is looking to get back over 0.500. The Legion face the Lasershow – Sean is desperate for a win, and the Legion want to stay in first. Finally, the PhoeGnomes meet the slumping Armadillos. Heather will want to keep up her hot streak while the Armadillos are desperate to not fall too far behind early in the season.

The Armadillos and Lannisters met in another close contest. Both teams had solid pitching, but the Lannisters managed to pull ahead slightly on offense thanks to a balanced attack. Larry managed to win three pitching categories including saves and both rate stats. Hyun-Jin Ryu was almost as good as Blake Snell – he threw 17 innings, struck out 15, recorded two quality starts, allowed no earned runs and had a 0.35 WHIP. Other Armadillos’ pitchers performed well, including Patrick Corbin and Matthew Boyd. A few bad outings from Noah Syndergaard and Max Fried kept the team from being in the PhoeGnomes class, but they were still outstanding. The Lannisters had productive weeks from their starters but they gave up more runs and walks. Luis Castillo was the standout – he threw only 6.0 IP but had 11 strikeouts. Jacob deGrom and Stephen Strasburg also added 26 strikeouts combined. Jeff easily won the category and quality starts, leaving the Armadillos with just a small lead.
The Possums overcame a slow pitching week thanks to dominant offense to earn a win over the Lasershow. Like the Armadillos, the Possums displayed extreme home run power. They led the league with 16 and had seven combined from Charlie Blackmon and Eugenio Suarez. However, they were unable to produce as many RBI as one might expect. They still won the category but only 4th in the league overall. Sean didn’t offer much power, but he did lead the league in steals thanks to Yasiel Puig and Francisco Lindor. They also had the league’s best OBP behind Jeff McNeil and Andrelton Simmons. Improving OBP is a critical area for the Lasershow, so hopefully this step lasts. They also had a good SLG but the Possums took the category based on their home runs. This gave Rick a slim 3-2 lead.
The most unexpected start to the season belongs to the Thunderwolves. For the first time in several seasons, Kyle is multiple games above 0.500. His team is in second place behind good pitching and hitting. Kyle added to his resume with a win over the Possums in Week 05. The Thunderwolves offense led the way. Although the team did not have stats on par with the Lannisters or Armadillos, they were near the top of the league in most categories. Four players had two home runs including Rhys Hoskins, who had eight RBI. Six Thunderwolves had SLG values over 0.700. This gave Kyle easy wins in home runs, RBI, and SLG. They also won OBP handily and tied steals. Rick had a nice three home run / nine RBI week from Jose Abreu, but the rest of his offense was quiet. This put Kyle in a commanding position for the week.
The week’s top performer overall was the Lannisters. Jeff’s team led the league in multiple categories and dominated the Lasershow. The Lannisters were tops in strikeouts, OBP, and SLG. They were second in quality starts and RBI. Manny Machado tallied four home runs, and eight other Lannisters contributed one. Stats appeared up and down the lineup – role players like Jonathan Schoop had a home run and four RBI to add to the team’s strong total. The Lannisters didn’t steal a base, but they easily won the other four offensive categories and built an almost insurmountable lead.
The week’s final match saw the Legion win with confidence against the PhoeGnomes. Chris posted the week’s best pitching stats and finished just behind the Lannisters in total performance. Mike Soroka had a masterful week over two quality starts, striking out 13. Caleb Smith and Matt Strahm were solid as well. Heather had good pitching stats behind Luke Weaver and a three-save Josh Hader week. She won strikeouts by virtue of more innings pitched. Chris held a slim 3-2 lead before accounting for hitting.
The week’s best match paired the Legion and Possums, two of last season’s top teams. Both teams were off to a good start, but the Legion earned a dominant victory that saw him lead the league in many categories. Chris’s standout performers were his pitchers. They led the league in ERA and WHIP by a wide margin. They tied for the lead in quality starts. Chris Paddack had the best start of the week, allowing no earned runs and just one hit and walk along with nine strikeouts. This effort, when paired with a dominant bullpen showing from Roberto Osuna, handed the Legion a tiny 0.59 WHIP. This was easily the best number in the league and was less than half of some other team’s totals. Trevor Williams and Caleb Smith also had strong performances. Rick’s pitchers threw more innings than Chris’s team, and he easily won strikeouts. Max Scherzer was especially strong. The team was good enough to tie quality starts, but Rick was still well behind before counting offense.
Although the Legion are the story of the week, Kevin made it back to 0.500 with a strong showing against the PhoeGnomes. Kevin led the league in home runs and was second in RBI. He was also near the top in steals and SLG. Leading the way were Javier Baez, Juan Soto, and Freddie Freeman. Each player had three home runs, and the group totaled 19 RBI. Soto also added two steals. Nine total Goofballs hit a home run, though the team’s OBP number was still low. OBP aside, the Goofballs easily won four categories. The PhoeGnomes had the second lowest home run and SLG totals in the league. No PhoeGnome had multiple home runs. Overall, the disappointing offensive showing left Heather in a tough position on the pitching side.
On offense, there were even more close categories. The Armadillos swept home runs, OBP, and SLG. However, they won home runs but just one and SLG was only 0.032 apart. Ozzie Albies had three home runs for the Armadillos. Trevor Story added two more, and six other Armadillos had one each. Sean countered with a great week from Travis Shaw, who had three home runs. Christian Yelich had one home run and three steals. Andrelton Simmons and a nice 0.636 SLG. Despite this effort, the Armadillos were able to get just a little more production from their stars and took the week. Both teams had a shot, and Sean can look to build on this balanced effort next week.
The week’s only match of two winning teams paired the Armadillos and Legion. The rivalry between these two teams is probably the most intense in the league. In this early contest, the Legion won a decisive victory. Chris led the league in four hitting categories: home runs, steals, OBP, and SLG. Yasmani Grandal led the Legion with three home runs, but nine total Legion players contributed at least one. Cody Bellinger paid early dividends with two home runs and two steals. Jesse Winker added a pair of home runs in part time duty. The Armadillos had a nice three home run week from Pete Alonso, but it wasn’t enough to stay competitive. Domingo Santana contributed eight RBI to help tie the category, but Chris captured a strong 4-0-1 advantage on offense.
Both teams put up respectable offensive numbers. Kevin had more home runs and RBI, but Rick easily won steals and OBP. Rick’s top hitter was Khris Davis, who stayed red-hot with five more home runs and 10 RBI. Ronald Acuna Jr. added three home runs of his own. Tim Anderson contributed three stolen bases and Rick dominated the category. The Goofballs countered with good weeks from multiple players. Anthony Rendon had two home runs and eight RBI. Ten different Goofballs had at least one home run. Unfortunately for the Goofballs, Anthony Rizzo and Freddie Freeman struggled for the week. This gave Rick a slight edge in SLG that carried through the final game on Sunday. Kevin had a chance to flip the category, but he couldn’t quite get enough power to turn the result. Rick won a narrow 5-4-1 match. The Goofballs would have beaten many other teams in the league, and Kevin has to hope for better luck in future weeks.
The week’s most interesting match paired the second and third place teams from last season. Rick started out with strong hitting. Khris Davis had five total home runs for the long week. Joey Gallo started strong as well with four home runs. The pair combined for 21 RBI, nearly half of the Possums’ total. The rest of the Possums put up good offensive numbers as well, but the team had some trouble getting on base. This left an opening for the Lannisters. Despite a slow start, the perennial contenders put together good power numbers. The addition of Tim Tebow seemed to spark the team. Mike Trout had five home runs and 12 RBI, mostly against hapless Rangers’ pitching. Bryce Harper and Matt Chapman added three more home runs each. Rick was able to win steals, but the Lannisters posted better numbers in the other three categories. This put a lot of pressure on the Possums’ pitching staff.
The defending champion Armadillos opened the season against the PhoeGnomes. Despite being a heavy favorite, the Armadillos struggled early in the week. Their offense came alive in the end, though, and they led the league in home runs. Gary Sanchez had three in one game and four for the week. J. D. Martinez, Domingo Santana, and Trevor Story added three apiece. Santana was strong on the bases as well, with three steals. This gave the Armadillos a five category sweep. Heather enjoyed a monster week from Cody Bellinger, who hit five home runs. However, he was traded mid-week and his replacement Paul Goldschmidt also added a homer. This wasn’t enough to help the PhoeGnomes, but the team posted respectable totals and several categories changed throughout the week.
Kevin was able to secure victory thanks to a good pitching week. Marcus Stroman and Jose Berrios were strong in their four combined starts. The re-emergence of Stroman would be a huge addition for the Goofballs, who consistently uncover bounce-back players. Jon Gray struck out ten in his only start for the week. With the exception of German Marquez, Kyle’s starters struggled to throw many innings. Fortunately for the Thunderwolves, they managed to take strikeouts anyway and won saves behind a nice week from Kirby Yates. Eventually the Goofballs’ overall quality won the day, and Kevin secured another season opening win. Kyle showed some improvement on offense, and will need to have better starting pitching to contend in the future.
The Legion were more consistent on offense. Paul Goldschmidt added four home runs in part-time duty. Willson Contreras added three of his own. Christian Yelich did all he could for the Lasershow with five home runs and 11 RBI for the week. It wasn’t enough, though, and the Legion won all the categories but steals. This total gave the Legion a solid win to open the year.
The week’s closest match saw the Possums lose a heartbreaking 5-4-1 decisions to the Legion. Chris relied on good hitting and solid pitching to win by the thinnest possible margin. Blake Snell probably clinched the Cy Young award with two strong starts. He did not allow an earned run and struck out 16 in 11.2 innings pitched. He also earned two wins. Hyun-Jin Ryu had a clutch win on Sunday to tie the hotly-contested wins category. Rick dominated strikeouts and WHIP, but Chris had the better ERA. Both teams pitched the same number of innings, but Chris had one extra save. Both of these small differences shifted the week late, and the Possums were not able to counter on offense despite leading the league in steals. Chris delivered the Possums just their fifth loss of the season.
The Possums’ loss gave the Armadillos a chance to eliminate the Lannisters and guarantee themselves at least a share of the title with a victory. Unfortunately for Larry, the improved Lasershow had other ideas. Sean led the league in OBP and SLG thanks to great weeks from Christian Yelich and Tommy Pham. The pair combined for three home runs and two steals. Kyle Freeland had a pair of nice starts as well. The Armadillos were not competitive after a series of injuries and offensive slumps. The Armadillos deployed an absurdly high number of position players (25) and pitchers (12). This means that only three players on the roster didn’t see action (though the number is higher in reality since some of these players were added and cut within the week). The Armadillos tried everything they could to get good match-ups, but they couldn’t counter the Lasershow. Sean’s team has shown a great deal of improvement late in the season.
The Lannisters took care of business with a strong performance against the PhoeGnomes. The Lannisters led the league in home runs and RBI. Mike Trout contributed four home runs and Manny Machado was hot for the week. On pitching the PhoeGnomes were never competitive after bad starts form key rotation members. The dominant win kept the Lannisters alive to the final week. The loss also dooms the PhoeGnomes to last place, but Heather still has a chance to end the season on a high note versus the Possums
Kevin and Kyle had a close match this week that Kevin eventually won. Kyle Hendricks was the Goofballs’ star of the week with two starts, two wins, and 13 strikeouts. Will Smith had two saves. Freddie Freeman was also solid on offense with two home runs. Kyle had a good week from Wil Myers, but the team faced criticism for not starting “Kevin Kramer” and refusing to trade him to the Lannisters for a package including a “Ricky”, “Jeff”, and “Kyle”.
The Possums needed a win to retain a share of first place. The Thunderwolves declared their intention to challenge the leaders, and followed through with a good effort. Rick’s totals were too much, but the match was closer than the score indicated. Neither team posted good offensive numbers. Going into Sunday Rick had a lead in steals, but Kyle was close in the other four categories. Rick had a mini-surge that was good enough to sweep all five categories. Khris Davis and Joey Gallo each had two home runs. Xander Bogaerts and Mallex Smith added two steals. Kyle didn’t have any players with multiple home runs and only three players with more than 10 at-bats with a SLG over 0.500.
Unfortunately for Kevin, his pitching let him down, just as it has much of the season. The team didn’t have any spectacular meltdowns but also just one good start from Masahiro Tanaka. The Armadillos countered with a great start from Mike Foltynewicz. Craig Kimbrel added three saves to Jose Leclerc’s two, giving the Armadillos another category. This was enough for a smooth win. Neither team posted huge totals, but like the Possums, the Armadillos did just enough to win and advance.
The week’s final match saw the Legion take care of business against the PhoeGnomes. Chris posted the best offensive numbers across the board. He led the league in steals and SLG and was second in home runs and OBP. Michael Conforto, Jurickson Profar, and Adalberto Mondesi each had two home runs. Mondesi added five steals and posted a 0.645 SLG for the week. Mondesi’s speed and power have caused many owners to take notice of the young player’s abilities. Heather got nice weeks from Nolan Arenado and Matt Olson, but it wasn’t enough to match the Legion.