JK Lannisters (5 – 4) vs. CP Legion (6 – 2 – 1)
The week’s most important match-up featured the Legion and Lannisters. The Legion have been hot and lead the league while the Lannisters have been up-and-down this season. Jeff found himself in the rare position of having the support of the rest of the league in his battle against the league leaders. The Lannisters responded with a strong week on both offense and pitching. The Legion failed to gain traction and suffered a down week all around. The final result was a strong win for the Lannisters. The victory was largely a result of excellent pitching. The Lannisters led the league in ERA and WHIP, and tied for the lead in strikeouts and quality starts. Two pitchers were outstanding. Walker Buehler allowed a single earned run over two quality starts in which he struck out 20 batters. Gerrit Cole was exceptional in his single start – he struck out 14 in just 7.0 innings pitched. The Legion struggled with implosions from Chris Paddack, Andrew Heaney, and Caleb Smith. The Legion managed to take saves, but it was the only category they could win for pitching.

Chris’s team fared little better on offense. The team suffered a power outage that resulted in league-low RBI, OBP, and SLG. Michael Conforto had a good week in the losing effort, but Nolan Arenado struggled with a 4/22 week and 0.182 SLG. The Lannisters’ offense wasn’t great, but it did enough to get the job done. Mike Trout had three home runs and Corey Seager added a home run and nine RBI. Trout and Seager did enough to push the Lannisters over the top with a comfortable 8-2 victory. The Legion suffered their third loss, two of which came from the Lannisters. This tightens the race at the top of the standings. The PhoeGnomes are in seventh place but only two games behind the Legion. Five teams are within a single game. The loss also means the Legion can’t win a tie-breaker with the Lannisters at the end of the season. Chris will look to rebound from the lost week, while the Lannisters continue to rebound.
HP PhoeGnomes (3 – 5 – 1) vs. RK Possums (6 – 3)
The week’s most surprising result saw the PhoeGnomes defeat the Possums in a close battle. Each team displayed good power. Heather enjoyed a monster four home run week from Tom Murphy in just 13 at-bats. Jay Bruce added two home runs to taunt his former team. Seven other PhoeGnomes players had a home run and the team posted a good SLG total. Rick countered with a pair of three home run weeks from Franmil Reyes and Ronald Acuna Jr.. Acuna also added a steal and Rick took the category. Although Rick had a good home run total, Heather had superior power up and down the lineup. She took RBI, but the Possums had the edge in steals. This gave each team two categories.
Heather was able to distance herself thanks to great pitching. Both teams had nice stats and solid totals that fell just behind the Lannisters’ dominant performance. Frankie Montas had 10 strikeouts in just six innings for the Possums. Three relievers contributed to saves. Rick had five quality starts mixed with some lesser performances. Masahiro Tanaka and Zach Davies were less effective, though both avoided a total meltdown. This gave Heather breathing room and a monster start from Cole Hamels set the tone for the week. He had 10 strikeouts in 8.0 IP. Madison Bumgarner had two quality starts. The team’s MVP was Josh Hader. He struck out nine in just 3.1 IP and recorded three saves. Heather took strikeouts and sealed the week. The Possums put in a good effort and would have beaten many other teams. Unfortunately for Rick, Heather was just too strong and is now just two games out of first place despite being in seventh. The Possums missed a chance to move into first, but the blow is softened by the Legion’s loss.
SM Lasershow (1 – 8) vs. KG Capital City Goofballs (4 – 4 – 1)
The League’s best offensive performance belonged to the Goofballs. Kevin led the league in home runs, RBI, SLG, and was tied for first in OBP. Mike Moustakas had four home runs and Freddie Freeman and Javier Baez added three each. Three other Goofballs had two home runs. Only one Goofball regular had a SLG below 0.540. The onslaught was too much for the Lasershow, who also put up strong numbers. In fact, the Lasershow were second in SLG and tied for the lead in steals. Francisco Lindor and Shohei Ohtani had three home runs each. Christian Yelich had a pair of home runs and steals. The Lasershow were competitive, but they couldn’t withstand Kevin’s home run blitz.

The scores were close on pitching as well. Each team had good strikeout and quality start numbers, but mediocre ERA and WHIP metrics. For the Lasershow, Eduardo Rodriguez had good strikeout numbers but too many earned runs and no quality starts. David Price was dominant in one start, striking out 10 and earning a quality start. Kevin countered by relying on the hot Lucas Giolito who struck out 11 in 7.2 IP. Kyle Hendricks had a nice start in which he struck out 10. Overall, the Goofballs had slightly better numbers despite the Lasershow narrowly winning ERA and tying in strikeouts. Kevin cruised to a 7-2-1 win, but Sean’s team put up a good fight. The team’s numbers would have beaten many others in the league, and the Lasershow have to be patient and hope things eventually add up to success.
LK Armadillos (2 – 3 – 4) vs. KK Thunderwolves (5 – 3 – 1)
The week’s final match saw the Armadillos frustrate the Thunderwolves. Larry’s win was predicated on good pitching. Brandon Woodruff had a nice 10 strikeout start. Hyun-Jin Ryu added a quality start along with good results from Jake Odorizzi and Clayton Kershaw. Brad Hand added three saves. Kyle countered with a good start from Lance Lynn but also suffered poor returns from Aaron Nola and Chase Anderson. Hector Neris had a nice three save week, but the Armadillos were better in the other four categories.

On offense neither team excelled but the Armadillos did enough to post respectable numbers and earn the win. Edwin Encarnacion had a huge four home run week. Pete Alonso added two of his own. Only two Thunderwolves players had a home run for the week – J.T. Realmuto and Vladimir Guerrero Jr.. The team struggled to get men on base and didn’t record a steal. Four categories went to the Armadillos, though OBP still eludes them. The win brings the Armadillos back up to 0.500 and within range of the top of the league. Kyle will need to find some offensive help and get better pitching to stay in the top half of the league.
Next Week
The week’s most critical match pairs the Legion and Possums. Rick can move into first place with a win, and the Legion need to bounce back after a tough week. The Lannisters meet the Thunderwolves, and Kyle is desperate to stay near the top. The Armadillos face the Lasershow. Finally, there is an intriguing match between the Goofballs and PhoeGnomes. Both teams are coming off good performances and want to keep building momentum.

The season’s most surprising team has been the Thunderwolves. Kyle’s team is near the top of the league and in position to challenge for the title. After a fast start, the team lost a little momentum. However, they turned things around against the Lasershow and won a solid match. Like the Goofballs, the Thunderwolves best showing was on pitching. Aaron Nola had an excellent start, but the most surprising contributor was Lance Lynn. He struck out 17 in two quality starts. Kirby Yates recorded two saves and Zack Greinke was serviceable over two outings. Kyle had strong quality start, ERA, and WHIP totals. Meanwhile the Lasershow continued to struggle. David Price had a good start but others like Marco Gonzales and Jhoulys Chacin imploded. The Thunderwolves were able to sweep all five categories and set up a strong chance of winning the match.
The pitching from both teams was as bad as the offensive numbers were good. The ERA and WHIP totals were near the bottom of the league. Each team’s ERA was double the Goofballs’ total and the Armadillos’ WHIP was twice what Kevin posted. Each team had a series of meltdowns and poor outings. Brandon Woodruff allowed six earned runs in just 4.0 IP for the Armadillos. Matthew Boyd and Clayton Kershaw were bright spots over four starts – they struck out 28 in just 24.0 IP. The situation was direr for the Legion. Matt Strahm allowed 10 earned runs in 10.1 IP. Steven Matz and Chris Paddack were poor as well. Roberto Osuna recorded three saves, however, and there were a handful of quality starts to go around. The Armadillos took ERA and saves but didn’t pitch enough innings to compete for strikeouts. Both teams tied in quality starts and this resulted in a tie for the week. Both teams are left to wonder what might have been if there had just been a slightly better pitching effort. For now, the Legion remain in first place. The Armadillos managed their fourth tie for the year, and continue to look for momentum to defend their title.
The week’s closest match paired the Legion and Thunderwolves. Both teams are experiencing unexpected success early in the season. Kyle won this meeting behind strong power and pitching. The two teams easily led the league in home runs with 15. Kyle posted the best SLG in the league and had the most RBI. Josh Bell and Vladimir Guerrero Jr each had four home runs for the Thunderwolves. Eduardo Escobar and Gleyber Torres each had three. Nick Senzel won the steals category on his own with four for the week. Chis had a three home run week from Kris Bryant and Cody Bellinger. Ten total Legion players hit home runs. Despite this heroic effort, Chris was unable to win any offensive categories. The Thunderwolves had a slight edge across the board.

Heather sealed the win with a good pitching showing. They led the league in strikeouts thanks to an absurd total of 27 from Chris Sale in just 12.1 IP. Sale’s total equaled the Lasershow’s team total! Several members of the Lasershow struggled. Zack Wheeler and Marco Gonzales each had 9.00 ERAs. This made it almost impossible to win any rate stats, and Heather was able to cruise to a smooth victory. The loss drops the Lasershow into last place. The PhoeGnomes are now beginning to move up the standings after a few solid weeks in a row.
The Armadillos and Lannisters met in another close contest. Both teams had solid pitching, but the Lannisters managed to pull ahead slightly on offense thanks to a balanced attack. Larry managed to win three pitching categories including saves and both rate stats. Hyun-Jin Ryu was almost as good as Blake Snell – he threw 17 innings, struck out 15, recorded two quality starts, allowed no earned runs and had a 0.35 WHIP. Other Armadillos’ pitchers performed well, including Patrick Corbin and Matthew Boyd. A few bad outings from Noah Syndergaard and Max Fried kept the team from being in the PhoeGnomes class, but they were still outstanding. The Lannisters had productive weeks from their starters but they gave up more runs and walks. Luis Castillo was the standout – he threw only 6.0 IP but had 11 strikeouts. Jacob deGrom and Stephen Strasburg also added 26 strikeouts combined. Jeff easily won the category and quality starts, leaving the Armadillos with just a small lead.
The Possums overcame a slow pitching week thanks to dominant offense to earn a win over the Lasershow. Like the Armadillos, the Possums displayed extreme home run power. They led the league with 16 and had seven combined from Charlie Blackmon and Eugenio Suarez. However, they were unable to produce as many RBI as one might expect. They still won the category but only 4th in the league overall. Sean didn’t offer much power, but he did lead the league in steals thanks to Yasiel Puig and Francisco Lindor. They also had the league’s best OBP behind Jeff McNeil and Andrelton Simmons. Improving OBP is a critical area for the Lasershow, so hopefully this step lasts. They also had a good SLG but the Possums took the category based on their home runs. This gave Rick a slim 3-2 lead.
The most unexpected start to the season belongs to the Thunderwolves. For the first time in several seasons, Kyle is multiple games above 0.500. His team is in second place behind good pitching and hitting. Kyle added to his resume with a win over the Possums in Week 05. The Thunderwolves offense led the way. Although the team did not have stats on par with the Lannisters or Armadillos, they were near the top of the league in most categories. Four players had two home runs including Rhys Hoskins, who had eight RBI. Six Thunderwolves had SLG values over 0.700. This gave Kyle easy wins in home runs, RBI, and SLG. They also won OBP handily and tied steals. Rick had a nice three home run / nine RBI week from Jose Abreu, but the rest of his offense was quiet. This put Kyle in a commanding position for the week.
The week’s top performer overall was the Lannisters. Jeff’s team led the league in multiple categories and dominated the Lasershow. The Lannisters were tops in strikeouts, OBP, and SLG. They were second in quality starts and RBI. Manny Machado tallied four home runs, and eight other Lannisters contributed one. Stats appeared up and down the lineup – role players like Jonathan Schoop had a home run and four RBI to add to the team’s strong total. The Lannisters didn’t steal a base, but they easily won the other four offensive categories and built an almost insurmountable lead.
The week’s final match saw the Legion win with confidence against the PhoeGnomes. Chris posted the week’s best pitching stats and finished just behind the Lannisters in total performance. Mike Soroka had a masterful week over two quality starts, striking out 13. Caleb Smith and Matt Strahm were solid as well. Heather had good pitching stats behind Luke Weaver and a three-save Josh Hader week. She won strikeouts by virtue of more innings pitched. Chris held a slim 3-2 lead before accounting for hitting.
The week’s best match paired the Legion and Possums, two of last season’s top teams. Both teams were off to a good start, but the Legion earned a dominant victory that saw him lead the league in many categories. Chris’s standout performers were his pitchers. They led the league in ERA and WHIP by a wide margin. They tied for the lead in quality starts. Chris Paddack had the best start of the week, allowing no earned runs and just one hit and walk along with nine strikeouts. This effort, when paired with a dominant bullpen showing from Roberto Osuna, handed the Legion a tiny 0.59 WHIP. This was easily the best number in the league and was less than half of some other team’s totals. Trevor Williams and Caleb Smith also had strong performances. Rick’s pitchers threw more innings than Chris’s team, and he easily won strikeouts. Max Scherzer was especially strong. The team was good enough to tie quality starts, but Rick was still well behind before counting offense.
Although the Legion are the story of the week, Kevin made it back to 0.500 with a strong showing against the PhoeGnomes. Kevin led the league in home runs and was second in RBI. He was also near the top in steals and SLG. Leading the way were Javier Baez, Juan Soto, and Freddie Freeman. Each player had three home runs, and the group totaled 19 RBI. Soto also added two steals. Nine total Goofballs hit a home run, though the team’s OBP number was still low. OBP aside, the Goofballs easily won four categories. The PhoeGnomes had the second lowest home run and SLG totals in the league. No PhoeGnome had multiple home runs. Overall, the disappointing offensive showing left Heather in a tough position on the pitching side.
On offense, there were even more close categories. The Armadillos swept home runs, OBP, and SLG. However, they won home runs but just one and SLG was only 0.032 apart. Ozzie Albies had three home runs for the Armadillos. Trevor Story added two more, and six other Armadillos had one each. Sean countered with a great week from Travis Shaw, who had three home runs. Christian Yelich had one home run and three steals. Andrelton Simmons and a nice 0.636 SLG. Despite this effort, the Armadillos were able to get just a little more production from their stars and took the week. Both teams had a shot, and Sean can look to build on this balanced effort next week.
The week’s only match of two winning teams paired the Armadillos and Legion. The rivalry between these two teams is probably the most intense in the league. In this early contest, the Legion won a decisive victory. Chris led the league in four hitting categories: home runs, steals, OBP, and SLG. Yasmani Grandal led the Legion with three home runs, but nine total Legion players contributed at least one. Cody Bellinger paid early dividends with two home runs and two steals. Jesse Winker added a pair of home runs in part time duty. The Armadillos had a nice three home run week from Pete Alonso, but it wasn’t enough to stay competitive. Domingo Santana contributed eight RBI to help tie the category, but Chris captured a strong 4-0-1 advantage on offense.
Both teams put up respectable offensive numbers. Kevin had more home runs and RBI, but Rick easily won steals and OBP. Rick’s top hitter was Khris Davis, who stayed red-hot with five more home runs and 10 RBI. Ronald Acuna Jr. added three home runs of his own. Tim Anderson contributed three stolen bases and Rick dominated the category. The Goofballs countered with good weeks from multiple players. Anthony Rendon had two home runs and eight RBI. Ten different Goofballs had at least one home run. Unfortunately for the Goofballs, Anthony Rizzo and Freddie Freeman struggled for the week. This gave Rick a slight edge in SLG that carried through the final game on Sunday. Kevin had a chance to flip the category, but he couldn’t quite get enough power to turn the result. Rick won a narrow 5-4-1 match. The Goofballs would have beaten many other teams in the league, and Kevin has to hope for better luck in future weeks.
The week’s most interesting match paired the second and third place teams from last season. Rick started out with strong hitting. Khris Davis had five total home runs for the long week. Joey Gallo started strong as well with four home runs. The pair combined for 21 RBI, nearly half of the Possums’ total. The rest of the Possums put up good offensive numbers as well, but the team had some trouble getting on base. This left an opening for the Lannisters. Despite a slow start, the perennial contenders put together good power numbers. The addition of Tim Tebow seemed to spark the team. Mike Trout had five home runs and 12 RBI, mostly against hapless Rangers’ pitching. Bryce Harper and Matt Chapman added three more home runs each. Rick was able to win steals, but the Lannisters posted better numbers in the other three categories. This put a lot of pressure on the Possums’ pitching staff.
The defending champion Armadillos opened the season against the PhoeGnomes. Despite being a heavy favorite, the Armadillos struggled early in the week. Their offense came alive in the end, though, and they led the league in home runs. Gary Sanchez had three in one game and four for the week. J. D. Martinez, Domingo Santana, and Trevor Story added three apiece. Santana was strong on the bases as well, with three steals. This gave the Armadillos a five category sweep. Heather enjoyed a monster week from Cody Bellinger, who hit five home runs. However, he was traded mid-week and his replacement Paul Goldschmidt also added a homer. This wasn’t enough to help the PhoeGnomes, but the team posted respectable totals and several categories changed throughout the week.
Kevin was able to secure victory thanks to a good pitching week. Marcus Stroman and Jose Berrios were strong in their four combined starts. The re-emergence of Stroman would be a huge addition for the Goofballs, who consistently uncover bounce-back players. Jon Gray struck out ten in his only start for the week. With the exception of German Marquez, Kyle’s starters struggled to throw many innings. Fortunately for the Thunderwolves, they managed to take strikeouts anyway and won saves behind a nice week from Kirby Yates. Eventually the Goofballs’ overall quality won the day, and Kevin secured another season opening win. Kyle showed some improvement on offense, and will need to have better starting pitching to contend in the future.
The Legion were more consistent on offense. Paul Goldschmidt added four home runs in part-time duty. Willson Contreras added three of his own. Christian Yelich did all he could for the Lasershow with five home runs and 11 RBI for the week. It wasn’t enough, though, and the Legion won all the categories but steals. This total gave the Legion a solid win to open the year.