KG Capital City Goofballs (8 – 8 – 2) vs. LK Armadillos (8 – 6 – 4)
The week’s most important and competitive match featured the Goofballs and Armadillos. Both teams are on the fringe of contention and neither could afford a loss with the season coming to a close. Both teams posted solid all-around numbers but the Goofballs were slightly better on pitching and won the week.
The teams were evenly matched in hitting, but the Armadillos had a small edge in rate stats. No player had more than two home runs, but the team was consistent. Pete Alonso and Alex Bregman had two home runs each and totaled 19 RBI. Starling Marte had two steals and a home run. Only two players with more than 10 at-bats had a SLG below 0.500. This consistency helped Larry lead the league in OBP and finish second in RBI and SLG. Kevin won hone runs thanks to a big week from Juan Soto. He had four home runs and two steals. Ryan McMahon added five home runs and eight RBI. Ten Goofballs’ players had at least one home run, and the team tied for second in the league. This gave the Armadillos a 3-1-1 advantage before adding pitching.

Both teams had respectable numbers but the Goofballs were able to earn the win thanks to higher productivity and more innings pitched. Griffin Canning was strong in a single start but the biggest surprise was Jose Quintana who struck out 14 in just 6.0 IP. Lucas Giolito added 11 strikeouts in his 6.0 IP as well. A few starters struggled but the team had a solid ERA and WHIP. The Armadillos got a great start from Clayton Kershaw and respectable numbers elsewhere. However, the bullpen imploded and allowed eight of the team’s 13 earned runs for the week in just 2.1 IP. This inflated the team’s ERA and sealed a win for Kevin. The Goofballs remain three games out of first place while the Armadillos drop back to three behind as well. Both teams have one more game left against the Lannisters, and each can be considered a must-win to keep their title hopes alive.
CP Legion (9 – 7 – 2) vs. HP PhoeGnomes (8 – 9- 1)
The week’s best performing team was the Legion. Chris led the league in home runs, RBI, ERA, WHIP, and tied for the lead in quality starts. The PhoeGnomes posted good offensive numbers but the pitching staff let the team down in the end. Cody Bellinger, Nolan Arenado, and Jose Ramirez led the way for the Legion. Each had four home runs and totaled 25 RBI. Danny Santana had three home runs and eight RBI. Ten total players had a home run which is especially impressive since Chris started just 12 total position players for the week. Heather tried to fight back and managed to win OBP thanks go good week from Rafael Devers and Carlos Santana. The latter was particularly strong with four home runs of his own. Unfortunately for Heather, the Legion had too much power and won four other categories.
The Legion pitching staff was also sharp. New addition Yu Darvish had a good 10 strikeout start. Caleb Smith was solid, and several other starters had good numbers in limited innings. The loss of Robbie Ray is troubling but a problem for next week. Liam Hendricks recorded two saves and allowed just one hit for the week. The limited innings gave Chris good rate stats but also limited his strikeout potential. Heather took advantage and easily won the category. Madison Bumgarner had 18 strikeouts in 13.0 IP, but also allowed five earned runs. Cole Hamels had a nightmarish 8 earned runs in just 2.0 IP. Chris Sale went on the DL after an okay starts. Overall, the team’s pitching just wasn’t up to par and Chris cruised to a relatively secure win for the week. The loss doesn’t mathematically eliminate the PhoeGnomes, but the road ahead is difficult. The Legion remain two games behind with six to play.
JK Lannisters (12 – 6 – 0) vs. SM Lasershow (3 – 15 – 0)
The week’s strangest match paired the Lannisters with the Lasershow. Sean hoped to pull off the upset but was foiled by some bad luck on Sunday. His strong pitching wasn’t enough to overcome the Lannisters’ offensive performance and the league leaders found just enough pitching to escape with a win. On offense Bryce Harper led the way with four home runs and 10 RBI. Harper was so tired from carrying the team he was removed from Sunday’s game due to dehydration (seriously). Gio Urshela was strong with a home run, 12 hits, five RBI, and a 0.545 OBP. Trey Mancini had two homers. Matt Chapman had two home runs on the bench on Wednesday. He was in the lineup Thursday and added two more. James McCann and Marwin Gonzalez were strong in part-time duty. The Lasershow were also strong on offense. Three players had two home runs each including Willie Calhoun and Christian Yelich. Shohei Ohtani had a home run, steal, and 0.643 SLG. Sean had great rate stats but in a week with many huge offensive performances, it wasn’t enough. The Lannisters led 4-0-1 before pitching.

The Lasershow fared much better on pitching. They posted good numbers across the board. Sonny Gray was strong with 10 strikeouts in just 5.0 IP. Max Fried had 12 strikeouts in 11.0 IP. However, the team struggled to pitch up to the 6.0 IP quality start threshold. This limited their quality starts total and allowed the Lannisters to sneak in a tie the category despite several meltdowns. Luis Castillo was deplorable, allowing eight earned runs in his lone start. Stephen Strasburg, Walker Buehler, and Jake Odorizzi all struggled. This limited their innings pitched and strikeouts suffered. However, the short starts also gave the team some flexibility in WHIP, and a strong start from late addition Joey Lucchesi (0.83 WHIP) turned the tide for the week. Lucchesi’s quality start tied one category and secured another – this turned a loss or tie into an improbable win.
This shocking result means that the Legion, Goofballs, and Possums lost a chance to gain ground on the league lead. The lucky win mitigates the bad luck from two weeks ago when the Lannisters missed a win after a late pitching scratch. The Lasershow took another loss in a competitive week. It seems like Sean is always close to a win but can’t quite get the last category he needs. Nevertheless, the Lasershow remain a team to watch as the season concludes, since they could still spoil any of the leaders.
KK Thunderwolves (7 – 9 – 2) vs. RK Possums (11 – 6 – 1)
The week’s final match featured the Possums and Thunderwolves. Both teams are in the title hunt, with the Possums in particular looking strong. However, this week ended in a rare 4-4-2 tie with neither team able to force a decisive result. The Thunderwolves had a strong offensive week and led the league in SLG. The Possums countered with a rare league lead in the steals category. Jonathan Villar had two and three other players added one. The Thunderwolves had a monster week from Gleyber Torres. He had the best week in the league with six home runs and 11 RBI. J.T. Realmuto had a better SLG than Torres (1.083 vs. 0.935) along with four home runs and nine RBI. Rick had three homers each from Max Muncy and Josh Donaldson. Xander Bogaerts had seven RBI. Muncy had nine. This led to a mixed result where Kyle won home runs and SLG while Rick earned RBI, OBP, and steals.

Neither team’s pitching could live up to the standard set but the offenses. The Possums managed the worst WHIP and ERA by a wide margin in a week when the Lannisters and PhoeGnomes also posted disgraceful numbers. Five of the Possums’ ten pitchers had ERAs above 10.00 for the week. This included a horrific outing from Julio Teheran who threw just 1.1 IP and allowed six earned runs. Trevor Bauer allowed nine in his start. The bullpen struggled as well with Sean Doolittle recording two saves but landing on the DL. Kyle had better rate stats despite a tough week for Chase Anderson. Aaron Nola was strong, but the team failed to record many strikeouts outside of Nola and Lance Lynn. Rick had better production from Justin Verlander and Charlie Morton. This led to another split in many categories, and the final result was a tie that will satisfy neither team. The Possums fall to a full game behind the Lannisters and the Thunderwolves are fighting for their lives.
Next Week
With six weeks left, every match is important. The biggest match is between the Armadillos and Lannisters. For the Armadillos to have a realistic chance at the title, they must win. The same applies to the PhoeGnomes and Thunderwolves. The loser could be mathematically eliminated from contention. The Possums face the Lasershow. Rick needs to keep pace, and the Lasershow want to prove they can take down a contender. Finally, the Goofballs and Legion meet in a critical battle. Neither team can afford a loss, but the Goofballs are in an especially precarious position. If the Armadillos can pull off the upset, this could be a chance to make up some ground in the standings.





The closest team to the Lannisters is the Possums. However, the PhoeGnomes are still within striking distance and they managed to pull out a close win and improve their position. The team won three categories on offense, but many of them were close. Three PhoeGnomes’ players had two home runs: Andrew Benintendi, Jose Altuve, and George Springer. Benintendi had six RBI and Josh VanMeter had three steals. These steals were enough to tie the category. The Possums managed to win home runs thanks to a great week from Ronald Acuna Jr.. However, no other Possums player had more than three RBI. This caused another strange situation where the Possums won home runs but lost RBI and SLG.
