LK Armadillos (4 – 3 – 4) vs. KG Capital City Goofballs (5 – 5 – 1)
The week’s best performance belongs to the Armadillos. After a slow start the defending champs are beginning to find more consistency and move up in the standings. This week’s victim was the Goofballs. The Armadillos led the league in home runs, RBI, and SLG. They were second in OBP to the Lannisters. Pete Alonso had a massive week with four home runs and eight RBI. Gary Sanchez added three home runs of his own and nine RBI. Four other Armadillos’ players had two home runs. Even part timers like Domingo Santana were solid – he had two homers, five RBI, and four walks in just 14 at-bats. Freddie Freeman tried to keep the Goofballs close with two home runs and 10 RBI, but it wasn’t enough to compete in non-steals categories. Larry won four categories with ease before accounting for pitching.

Neither team had elite pitching but the Armadillos were competitive with the rest of the league and easily outmatched the Goofballs. Clayton Kershaw and Mike Fiers had solid starts. Brandon Woodruff had 18 strikeouts over 13.0 IP. Brad Hand and the relief corps were dominant. The Goofballs threw slightly more innings and had a higher strikeout total than Larry’s team, but it wasn’t enough. Poor starts from Lucas Giolito and Joey Lucchesi put the team out of contention in the rate stats, and the Armadillos cruised to an easy win. The loss drops the Goofballs below 0.500 and the Armadillos continue their steady march up the standings.
JK Lannisters (7 – 4) vs. SM Lasershow (1 – 10)
The Lannisters remained in first place despite a spirited challenge from the Lasershow. Both teams put up excellent offensive numbers. The Lannisters led the league in OBP and were second in home runs, RBI, SLG, and steals. As usual, Mike Trout was at the center of the offense with three home runs, 10 RBI, and a steal. Mookie Betts added a home run and two steals. Manny Machado had three home runs and eight RBI. Matt Chapman remained hot with two home runs in limited duty. Sean got great production from Christian Yelich. He had three home runs and a steal. Jeff McNeil had two home runs and two steals. Overall the Lasershow’s offense was solid, but it couldn’t quite keep pace with the Lannisters. Sean tied for third in home runs, led the league in steals, and was third in SLG.

The Lannisters gained greater separation on pitching. They led the league in strikeouts, quality starts, ERA, and were second in WHIP. Jacob deGrom returned to form with 19 strikeouts over 14.1 IP and two quality starts. Walker Buehler also earned a quality start and struck out 16 in a complete game three-hitter. This level of production covered for a few down outings from Luis Castillo and some bullpen hijinks. Sean got a few decent pitching performances but his starters had trouble lasting deep enough into games to compete in strikeouts or quality starts. Sergio Romo was solid with two saves, but the team could only tie this single category. The Lannisters won four others and earned a win. The match was probably closer than the score indicated, and the Lasershow continue to show competitive fire, but seem to always face a hot team.
RK Possums (7 – 4) vs. KK Thunderwolves (5 – 5 – 1)
The week’s most bizarre result belongs to the Possums and Thunderwolves. The final outcome of this match rested on a tie in both SLG and OBP. I can’t remember another time in which this has happened. The week started well for the Thunderwolves. They had strong pitching from Aaron Nola who struck out 10 in just 8.0 IP. German Marquez added another eight strikeouts in 8.0 IP. Lance Lynn provided valuable innings and one quality start. This was enough to top the Possums in ERA, WHIP, and strikeouts, despite Justin Verlander 17 strikeouts in 14.0 IP. Verlander also allowed seven earned runs, and likely cost the Possums the victory had he been only slightly more effective. Max Scherzer also had a nice start for the Possums and their bullpen was effective. This gave Rick two categories to Kyle’s three before accounting for offense.

Neither team posted great offensive numbers but both were competitive. Gleyber Torres was outstanding for the Thunderwolves – he had three home runs and nine RBI. Whit Merrifield added two home runs, as did Nick Senzel. This was enough to edge the Possums in both categories. The Possums struggled to show much power or RBI capability. Three Possums’ players had three home runs but totaled just eight RBI. Each team lacked doubles power and neither had a good OBP. This led to a bizarre situation where Rick won steals, OBP, and SLG despite the scoreboard showing ties in OBP and SLG. This happens when the numbers are so close that they round to the same value. However, the Possums must have had the higher value before rounding. For example, Rick could have had a 0.3187 OBP vs. the Thunderwolves’ 0.3186. Each rounds to 0.319 but the Possums’ number is slightly higher. Under the old system, you could view the actual value out the three decimal places. However, this is not possible on the new site. It is also impossible to calculate the SLG numbers since doubles and triples are not broken out for the week.
However, it is possible to calculate OBP. Something bizarre happens, though. When I used the inputs the game displays on the scoreboard summary, I get a different OBP than what is shown. I don’t know if it does not count HBP or something else, but I cannot replicate the 0.319 OBP. The chart above shows what I calculated, which does have the Possums ahead in the category but with a different value. If anyone has any idea what could be happening here please let me know. As it stands now, the Possums managed to squeak by in both categories and sneak away with a tie. The Thunderwolves are likely devastated by the result and know that a single hit or out would have turned the tide for either category and give him the win.
CP Legion (6 – 4 – 1) vs. HP PhoeGnomes (5 – 5 – 1)
The week’s final match saw the PhoeGnomes outlast the Legion thanks to some major pitching shenanigans. Heather posted mediocre pitching numbers that ordinarily would have lost categories. She had good saves and quality starts totals but a few bad outings left her near the bottom for ERA and WHIP. Madison Bumgarner had a blow-up that undid a nice Shane Bieber outing. Cole Hamels was solid, but Chris Sale was pedestrian. Normally this would spell trouble, but the Legion were somehow even worse. They were last in the league in ERA and WHIP, second to last in strikeouts and quality starts, and failed to record a save. Trevor Williams was at the core of the meltdown with seven earned runs in 5.0 IP. Andrew Heaney was equally bad, giving up five in just 3.2 IP. Even the two quality starts met the bare minimum threshold of 6.0 IP and three earned runs. Overall the staff was simply not competitive and Heather swept the categories with ease.

On offense the Legion were better, but it was too little, too late. Yordan Alvarez had three home runs and eight RBI, and Yasmani Grandal added another pair of home runs. Three Legion players managed a steal, and Heather did not have the power to compete. However, she managed to win steals and this was enough to ensure that she took the week overall. Even a tie in steals wouldn’t save the Legion, those Jose Ramirez tried to do his part. The loss is the third straight for the Legion, who need to revamp their pitching approach. The win also moves up the PhoeGnomes, who are now over 0.500 and in the mix for the title.
Next Week
Next week’s biggest match features the Lannisters and Armadillos. The Lannisters have long struggled with the Armadillos, and need a win to stay on top. The Possums will try to keep rolling against the Lasershow. The Legion and Goofballs both need a win to get back on track. Finally, the PhoeGnomes and Thunderwolves meet in an interesting match with heavy implications for the standings.
The most important match of the week saw the Legion and Possums battle for first place. Rick captured a decisive victory behind the best overall performance of the week. The Possums led the league in SLG and were near the top in RBI, home runs, and OBP. The Legion posted decent offensive numbers, but they were not enough to challenge for any categories except steals. The Possums rallied behind Charlie Blackmon. He had an incredible week with six home runs, 15 RBI, a 0.568 OBP and 1.216 SLG. Eight other Possums players had a home run. Eleven players had SLG above 0.500. The team-wide performance was enough to win four categories. Chris had a decent week with three home runs each from Cody Bellinger and Yordan Alvarez. Adalberto Mondesi added a couple of steals, but this was the only category the Legion would win.
The week’s most interesting contest saw the PhoeGnomes continue to improve, this time at the expense of the Goofballs. Heather had the second best pitching in the league for the week, and she needed it to outlast Kevin. Shane Bieber had a great week with 12 strikeouts in his 7.2 IP quality start. Cole Hamels and Zach Eflin each had a nice start with 18 strikeouts in just 15.0 IP. Chris sale had two good starts in which he struck out 20, allowed two earned runs, and scored two quality starts. Heather easily won strikeouts, ERA, and WHIP. Kevin had some fighting spirit, though. Fourteen different pitchers made appearances. Steven Brault had a nice start, as did Jose Berrios and Marcus Stroman. Kevin was competitive in quality starts, but a few high-profile blowups like Kyle Hendricks left him out of the ERA and WHIP races. Kevin won saves but Heather swept the other four categories.

The week’s most surprising result saw the PhoeGnomes defeat the Possums in a close battle. Each team displayed good power. Heather enjoyed a monster four home run week from Tom Murphy in just 13 at-bats. Jay Bruce added two home runs to taunt his former team. Seven other PhoeGnomes players had a home run and the team posted a good SLG total. Rick countered with a pair of three home run weeks from Franmil Reyes and Ronald Acuna Jr.. Acuna also added a steal and Rick took the category. Although Rick had a good home run total, Heather had superior power up and down the lineup. She took RBI, but the Possums had the edge in steals. This gave each team two categories.


The season’s most surprising team has been the Thunderwolves. Kyle’s team is near the top of the league and in position to challenge for the title. After a fast start, the team lost a little momentum. However, they turned things around against the Lasershow and won a solid match. Like the Goofballs, the Thunderwolves best showing was on pitching. Aaron Nola had an excellent start, but the most surprising contributor was Lance Lynn. He struck out 17 in two quality starts. Kirby Yates recorded two saves and Zack Greinke was serviceable over two outings. Kyle had strong quality start, ERA, and WHIP totals. Meanwhile the Lasershow continued to struggle. David Price had a good start but others like Marco Gonzales and Jhoulys Chacin imploded. The Thunderwolves were able to sweep all five categories and set up a strong chance of winning the match.
The pitching from both teams was as bad as the offensive numbers were good. The ERA and WHIP totals were near the bottom of the league. Each team’s ERA was double the Goofballs’ total and the Armadillos’ WHIP was twice what Kevin posted. Each team had a series of meltdowns and poor outings. Brandon Woodruff allowed six earned runs in just 4.0 IP for the Armadillos. Matthew Boyd and Clayton Kershaw were bright spots over four starts – they struck out 28 in just 24.0 IP. The situation was direr for the Legion. Matt Strahm allowed 10 earned runs in 10.1 IP. Steven Matz and Chris Paddack were poor as well. Roberto Osuna recorded three saves, however, and there were a handful of quality starts to go around. The Armadillos took ERA and saves but didn’t pitch enough innings to compete for strikeouts. Both teams tied in quality starts and this resulted in a tie for the week. Both teams are left to wonder what might have been if there had just been a slightly better pitching effort. For now, the Legion remain in first place. The Armadillos managed their fourth tie for the year, and continue to look for momentum to defend their title.