JK Lannisters (4-1-2) vs. KG Capital City Goofballs (1-3-3)
The second cycle of the season began with an interesting match between the Goofballs and Lannisters. Kevin’s team has struggled all year despite having good season totals in a number of categories. On offense, the Goofballs are third in home runs and second in RBI, steals, OBP and SLG for the season. This success hasn’t translated into many wins because the pitching staff has been near the bottom of the league in ERA, WHIP, and other metrics. The pattern continued against the Lannisters.
The Goofballs enjoyed good offensive numbers. The team deployed an astonishing 23 players in an effort to gain matchup advantages. This generated a league-leading OBP total. However, the team’s power wasn’t able to match the Lannisters. The Goofballs had seven players with a home run, but the Lannisters had nine. Mike Trout and Bryce Harper had three each, and Mookie Betts added two steals and two home runs. The Lannisters led the league in home runs, RBI, and SLG. This put Kevin at a 4-1 disadvantage.

On pitching, Kevin started the week with good numbers but faded just enough down the stretch to allow the Lannisters to pull away. The Goofballs must be devastated to see such a good performance not equal a win. Kevin’s stars were Jose Berrios and Dylan Bundy. The pair had 24.1 innings pitched and struck out 31. This gave Kevin a win in strikeouts (and the best total in the league). Unfortunately the pair allowed 7 earned runs. This was a good total, but not quite elite. A Sean Manaea disaster further hurt the team’s ERA and WHIP when the pitcher allowed six earned runs in 3.2 innings. This gave the Lannisters just enough room to sneak into the lead. The leader was Walker Buehler. The rookie threw 14.0 innings pitched and struck out 14. He had a 1.29 ERA and 0.43 WHIP. The bullpen didn’t allow an earned run and tallied 6 saves. Kevin managed to take the saves category, but the volume of Lannisters’ work was enough to keep ERA and WHIP under control. The Lannisters led the league in both ERA and WHIP. They were second in wins. This added up to a 7-3 win. The Lannisters moved back into first place with the victory, and the Goofballs are left to ponder what they have to do to get a victory. Kevin would have easily beaten every other team in the league.
LK Armadillos (5-1-1) vs. RK Possums (4-2-1)
The most important match relative to the standings paired the Armadillos and Possums. Rick’s victory in week one was the only loss the Armadillos suffered so far before this match. The Possums continued their ability to frustrate top teams with a second win in Week 08. However, the underlying numbers in the match give both teams reason to be concerned going forward.
On offense, neither team offered much of note. They tied for last in home runs, were the bottom two in RBI and SLG, and only the Thunderwolves had a worse OBP. Rick was able to make the most of the bad situation, though. He had the better RBI, OBP, and SLG numbers. Eugenio Suarez was a hero with two home runs and seven RBI to lead the team. Nomar Mazara had a bizarre 0.400 OBP and 0.182 SLG line. Cesar Hernandez dragged the Possums down with just four hits in 24 at-bats. The Armadillos countered with a good week from Austin Meadows, who had two home runs and two steals. His work was undone by a nightmare week from Trevor Story. He went three for 23 with a SLG of 0.130. Only three Armadillos’ regulars had a SLG above 0.280. However, the team won steals, so Rick only held a 3-1-1 lead before pitching.

Both teams were substantially better on the mound. The Lannisters had the best pitching stats for the week, but the Possums and Armadillos were right behind them. Larry had an incredible nine saves for the week. Mike Foltynewicz was great in two starts, striking out 12 with a 1.38 ERA. Carlos Carrasco and Jake Odorizzi struggled somewhat, but the team had great numbers across the board. Rick’s pitchers started the week great, but then faded on Sunday. Miles Mikolas and Trevor Bauer allowed eight earned runs. This gave the ERA edge to the Armadillos. However, Bauer’s Sunday outing featured 13 strikeouts in just 7.1 innings pitched. This was enough to flip the category despite Foltynewicz’s good game. Larry kept the ERA category but Rick held on to WHIP. This gave him three categories and a narrow win for the week. The closeness of the WHIP and strikeout categories means this week could have gone in either direction. However, the Possums’ staff was just a little bit more efficient in strikeouts and WHIP. The loss drops the Armadillos out of first place. The Possums, Lannisters, and Armadillos are now essentially equal. The second victory also means the Possums cannot lose a late season tie-breaker with the Armadillos. However, both teams will need to address their offensive performance to keep pace going forward.
HP PhoeGnomes (1-5-1) vs. SM Lasershow (2-4-1)
The PhoeGnomes and Lasershow had an interesting match that featured a great offensive showing from Sean’s team. However, their pitching was as bad as the hitting was good, and the final result was a needed win for Heather’s beleaguered squad. The Lasershow were red-hot offensively. They put up numbers on par with the Goofballs and Lannisters. Travis Shaw had three home runs and 10 RBI. Salvador Perez was right behind him with three homers and eight RBI. Mitch Moreland had a pair of home runs. The Moreland story continues to evolve for the Lasershow – no one in the league would have expected him to be a viable fantasy option before the season. Heather had a nice week from Jose Altuve, who had three steals and a home run. However, her general power numbers were low and she only managed to win one category. Normally this would be a problem, but the pitching side of the match would tell a different story.
Heather’s team posted a solid five saves and had a nice start from Ross Stripling. However, Chris Sale had a rare down week in two starts. He had a 5.25 ERA. Jhoulys Chacin also failed to deliver much value in his one start. In total, the PhoeGnomes didn’t post abhorrent numbers but they would struggle to compete against most teams on most weeks. Fortunately for Heather, the Lasershow suffered a complete collapse. Sean’s team failed to record either a win or a save. Andrew Miller went on the DL after posting a 40.50 ERA. Zack Godley and Drew Pomeranz were shelled for 11 earned runs in 6.2 innings pitched. Jameson Taillon struck out 14 over 12.1 innings pitched but also gave up nine runs. This end result was a historically bad team ERA and WHIP. The short starts also resulted in few strikeouts. Heather earned a clean sweep and scored a much-needed win. The Lasershow can take comfort in knowing that their offense was good enough to compete with any team in the league. The starts who imploded weren’t bad pitchers, so there is definitely hope for better results in the future.
CP Legion (1-2-4) vs. KK Thunderwolves (3-3-1)
The week’s final match paired the Thunderwolves and the Legion. Chris continued his streak of close calls, but ultimately earned a 5-4-1 win. All five of Chris’s category wins came on offense. Jose Ramirez stayed red-hot with two home runs. Aaron Judge added three more, and a total of nine Legion batters had at least one. The only Legion player who struggled to contribute was Jorge Soler, who managed a dismal 0-13 line. Judge had a rare steal, which turned out to be crucial. The Thunderwolves only had one steal, so this gave Chris the category win rather than a tie. Had Judge not gotten his steal, Kyle would have tied the category and the week. The Thunderwolves offense regressed, and was uncompetitive in the four other categories.

On pitching the battle was more even. Kyle had a great bullpen week with seven saves from four relievers. His other pitchers were more mediocre. They all seemed to hover around the 4.50-6.80 ERA level except for Aaron Nola and James Paxton, who had nice starts. Chris had the same problem and was sown in ERA and WHIP after another Land McCullers Jr. disaster start. Nick Pivetta was good during two starts, and earned a win. Kyle had a chance to tie for the week but Chase Anderson couldn’t get a Sunday win despite and good start. This left Chris with a narrow victory.
Next Week
Cycle two continues with a series of interesting matches. The Armadillos will try to get back on track against the Goofballs. Kevin needs win, and win now, to stay competitive. The Lannisters face the Lasershow in what has traditionally been a one-sided affair. Sean will need his offense to come through, and the Lannisters have almost ten players injured, so anything can happen. The Possums will take the fight to the Thunderwolves, and the Legion meet the PhoeGnomes.
J.D. Martinez had a monster week for the Armadillos with five home runs and eight RBI. Gary Sanchez added two more. Billy Hamilton struggled with just two hits for the week and a 0.071 OBP and SLG. However, the rest of the team rallied and put up good numbers. Carlos Santana came through in light duty and the team recorded three critical steals. The Legion were unable to mount much of a challenge. Jose Ramirez had a good week, but Jorge Soler’s SLG matched Hamilton’s abysmal 0.071 number. The Legion were last in two offensive categories, tied for last in one, and next-to-last in the remaining two. Larry won a 4-0-1 advantage and put tremendous pressure on the Legion’s pitchers.
The Thunderwolves have surprised some owners with the strong start to the season. The PhoeGnomes have elicited the equal but opposite reaction since they have struggled. Kyle found a way to do enough to move back to 0.500 for the season. The key was strong pitching. Kyle had two good starts from Alex Wood and a lot of good bullpen work. James Paxton recorded another strong outing, and Yu Darvish picked up his first win. The PhoeGnomes suffered a nightmare start from Kevin Gausman and a weak effort from Joey Lucchesi. Other starters like Gio Gonzalez and Chris Sale fared better, but it wasn’t enough to challenge the Thunderwolves. Kyle had the best WHIP in the league and was near the top in the other categories.
The poor offensive showing meant that pitching would decide the match. The Goofballs showed more inconsistency again, struggling to get saves and keep their ERA in control. Jon Gray suffered a meltdown and Julio Teheran was ineffective. Sean had a good week from Eduardo Rodriguez and Trevor Williams. The Lasershow weren’t at the top of the league in any categories but they were solid all around and had a good wins total. They edged by in the strikeouts category and did enough to sweep all five categories and secure the win. Hopefully this win will help the Lasershow get on track and start to make progress in the standings. The loss continues the baffling, inconsistent start for the Goofballs. They are now in seventh place ahead of only the PhoeGnomes. On the positive side, Kevin is just three games back from the lead early on. It’s possible for him to make progress, but like the PhoeGnomes, they need to make a change soon.
The Lannisters took control of the pitching rate stats early. Jose Quintana and Charlie Morton led the way with good starts. However, the bullpen fell apart and had only four saves. An early double-header cost Jeff a chance to start Kenley Janson, who recorded two saves on the bench. This gave Rick an opening. Rick Porcello struggled but he piled up strikeouts over his two starts. Max Scherzer was good, and Tanner Roark was strong in spot start duty. This was enough for Rick to take strikeouts and tie in wins. The end result was a locked-down 4-4-2 tie. There were missed opportunities on both sides, and the Possums are probably unhappy that they were not able to capitalize on their big offensive showing. Alternatively, the Lannisters can take comfort in weathering the storm, but know that a win was just a win, save, or 0.0099 SLG away.

The week’s second biggest match saw the Goofballs pick up their first win of the season against the Thunderwolves. After weeks of inconsistency, Kevin finally got a complete week with both good hitting and pitching. The team tied for the lead in steals and had the second best SLG and best OBP. Ten different players had a home run, but the best of the week was Freddie Freeman. He had three home runs and six RBI. Javier Baez added a home run and two steals. However, Kevin’s depth was the real story. Ten Goofballs had OBP above 0.350 and only three regulars slugged below 0.450. The PhoeGnomes were solid as well. Wilson Contreras had a monster week with three home runs, 12 RBI, and a steal. His OBP was 0.500 and his SLG was 1.174. George Springer had a SLG of 1.000. Heather had some great numbers, but the Goofballs were just a little bit better across the board. The teams tied in steals, but Kevin held a 4-0-1 advantage.
Kyle’s injury woes on offense are a known problem. This week saw the Thunderwolves struggle to generate power beyond a decent home run total. Kyle Seager had three for the team, but only five other players had at least one homer. Larry had seven players with a home run, including three from Giancarlo Stanton. Trevor Story had three of his own and 11 RBI. This was enough for the Armadillos to sweep the offensive categories and earn a close 6-2-2 win. Kyle needs to find an answer to help his offense. Meanwhile, the Armadillos are now in first place via tiebreaker over the Lannsiters. However, the Armadillos have injury issues of their own. The team’s pitching staff has resorted to stream-quality pickups just to get innings. The Lannisters have also suffered three season-ending injuries (and suspensions) to good players. This demonstrates how deep and challenging the competition for first is this year.
The week’s final match saw the Possums barely beat the Lasershow. Sean must be disappointed after his team turned in the second best offensive week in the league. Like the Legion, they lost steals and then fell victim to slightly better pitching by their opponent. Sean had a great week from Salvador Perez. He had three home runs and 10 RBI. Travis Shaw also had three home runs, and four Lasershow members had two. Rick’s offense was listless, and at the bottom of the league in home runs, RBI, OBP, and SLG. However, they did manage five steals. This was a crucial category win.
Rick posted solid pitching stats. His team had the most strikeouts in the league, the second best ERA, third best WHIP, and second most wins. Rick enjoyed two starts from Max Scherzer and Justin Verlander. The two combined to pitch 26.2 innings and strike out an incredible 45 batters. The duo allowed just four runs. Rick’s other pitchers had worse numbers but the quantity and quality of Verlander and Scherzer’s work evened out the stats and produced great team numbers.
The Armadillos had the best win of the week at 9-1 against the PhoeGnomes. Heather’s team suffered a down week on all fronts, winning only the wins pitching category. Larry set the tone for the week with great offensive numbers. He led the league in home runs and was near the top in RBI and SLG. Edwin Encarnacion abused Rangers’ pitching with a three home run day and 10 RBI for the week. J.D. Martinez added three home runs of his own (some off the Rangers, too). Twelve Armadillos players had a home run compared to just five for the PhoeGnomes. Nolan Arenado had a four home run week, but it wasn’t enough to lift the whole team. The PhoeGnomes were at the bottom of several offensive categories alongside the Legion. The Armadillos earned a 5-0 sweep.